Date Posted:15:12:08 12/15/99 Wed Author: Jake Stevens Subject: The #1 contenders for the tag titles- Kurt Read
(The scene opens in the locker room of the smackbottom madhouse connection. There is a party going on.)
Jake: Yeah!!!!! We told you all how damn good we are. We said we would beat those two chumps down, and that's exactly what happened. Now watch us win those belts! (Jake high fives Mr. Miavia) Kurt, I don't know who in the hell you are, but nice work out there today. I honestly couldn't have done a better job myself. I'm so damn happy, I took my medication. Damn I feel good! Hold on guys. (Jake heads out of the lockerroom to the parking lot. Thousands of fans have gathered outside. They are chanting.) Smack & mad, smack & mad, smack & mad. (Jake has a mic.) Hello everyone! (crowd cheers) I want to tell all the millions (crowd) and millions. (Jake) yeah and millions of our fans....(crowd cheers wildl.) that we intend on getting those damn titles. (The crowd goes wild! He points one last time to the fans, they cheer, and he walks away.)