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Date Posted: 17:02:20 12/15/99 Wed
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: General X,Jake Stevens,Static,and Everyone else read!

(The scene opens with the Canadian flag on the screen and "One Man Army" playing in the background.Suddenly you see Mack Mandrusiac and Horatio Hornblower celebrating Mack's win,but the Cooker is sitting on the bench drinking beer.You can tell he's hurting from the match he had a half an hour ago).

Cooker:I don't believe it,someone finally brought down the Cooker,many thought it impossible but it finaly happened. General X you must be one of the best wrestlers in the fed and you shouldn't have to fight three more people if you've beaten the Cooker.I've beaten Todd Terrific,you've beaten me,so in a way you've beaten him already and I wish you the best of luck man.I also want to congratulate my little buddy Mack on his win tonight to become the number one contender for the crusierweight strap,and hey! you crippled someone too,eh?Static you're a nobody and you don't deserve to have a stable because you're not a champion,you've never been a champion,and you'll never be a champion.Also as much as I hate to say it but Mr.Miavia should be leading because he has double gold even though he's a grade "+A" mook that copies the Rock.So Static I'll see you at Millenuim Meltdown when I will retain my gold.Now on to the biggest Penis-Mammal of them all who goes by the name of "Madman" Jake Stevens,now tell me what kind of name is Madman it's not even as close as cool as Cooker.You think you're all hardcore but let me tell ya,the Cooker has a darkside and he used to be a Hardcore contender in another federation and knows how to be hardcore.So on Friday you challenge me to an inferno match in a cage,and this is what I have to say about that.The Cooker WILL step in the ring with you,the Cooker will give you a Cooker Spaniel,and the Cooker WILL go Catty-Whompous on your ass all day,all night until he thinks you're good and ready to be...........Cooked by the Cooker. So on Friday as your torched face looks up from the canvas ad sees the cooker's hand raised and the bell sounding,then from the back of your mind you suddenly realize just why I'm the legend known as.............................the Cooker.

(Mack and Horatio continue to celebrate as the Cooker gives the Cooker spaniel sign as he gets up to join the party. His music hits and the camera fades out on the Canadian flag).

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Re: General X,Jake Stevens,Static,and Everyone else read! -- Chris King, 19:34:17 12/15/99 Wed
- Re: General X,Jake Stevens,Static,and Everyone else read! -- Corey "The Cooker" Cooskon, 19:56:06 12/15/99 Wed