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Date Posted: 19:50:20 12/15/99 Wed
Author: Chris King
Subject: Little Jack-off read!!!

(Chris King is at the GCW corporate offices talking to the head of merchandising. Chris has a nice little display of proto types. He is writing on a chalk board when he see's the camera.)

Chris King: Sit down.

(The fat camera guy takes a seat. Chris starts talking again.)

Chris King: Okay, we have here the official "Chris King of The Ring" T-shirt. How does that grab ya?

The Head honcho: Hmmm.... That does kick a lot of ass.

Chris King: I know. Now, Buster, what do you think of the official "Chris King" action figure? When you pull his finger he lets out a really mean fart. When you pull his string he talks!

(Chris pulls the string. Toy: "F*ck you!")

The Head Honcho: I love it! But the parents are going to complain.

Chris King: So?

The Head Honcho: Moving along.

Chris King: That's all for now.

(The Head Honcho leaves.)

Chris King: That fat bastard will sell anything I show 'em. That's how much I mean to this fed. Little Dic- er Jack....you made a big dumb f*cking mistake. Go queer up with the Circuit, I don't care. I can beat anyone in this damn f*cking fed. When you ran in and saved your lover.....you just signed a death warrant.

Camera guy: Bahahahah!! You rule Chris! You are the man!

Chris King: Thank you. Go f*ck off I have to go get some more Chris King s*it I left in my limo.

(The scene fades to black)

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