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Date Posted: 12:37:45 12/11/99 Sat
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson and Mack Mandrusiac.
Subject: General X,Major Pain,"Mean Ass" Extravaganza,Static,and everyone else read.

(The scene opens with the Canadian flag on the screen and "One Man Army" playing in the background.Suddenly the Cooekr and Mack Mandrusiac appear out of nowhere.Mack is holding the Canadian flag and Cooker has a microphone and his T.V. belt over his shoulder,he begins to speak).

Cooker:Me and Mack have a few subjects to talk about.First off we are no accepting offers from people to join Fiji Pub the stable of champions.We are looking for two people to replace Chris King and Mayhem."Mean Ass" Extavaganza you call me out on Friday night destruction well I'm sorry I can't give you a title shot becasue Static is number one contender so if you want a title shot you have to go through Static first you got that.Now General X you think you're really cool just because you've been in wars.Canada and America have only fought in one war and that's the war of 1812 which the Canadian's won.Now there is going to be another Canada and America war and that's between me and you.

Mack:You make sure you ban your little lackies from ringside and I'll make sure you don't accidently get hit in the head with a Canadian flagpole,if you catch Mackies drift.It seems that we don't like anyone who is an American soldier because I don't like Major Pain,and believe me Mr.Pain you won't see Luke Zaza or Crazykid at the pay-per view it's going to be me because I'll find a way somehow to get in that match on tuesday and I'll win.

Cooker:Static, I know you've been waiting to hear your hero say your name and he just did.At the pay-per veiw you know I'll step in the ring with you,you know there will be a Cooker Spaniel,and you know I'll be going Catty-Whompous all night long until there is no more beer,no more hot-dogs, and no more Static.So when you feel that sudden pain from the Cooker spaniel then you hear three smacks to the mat,One......two........three,followed by the ring of the bell.You'll then look up to see a figure with his belt and arm raised to the sky and that my friend is when you'll realize why I'm the legedn known as............. the Cooker.

(Mack gives the Wolfmack sign and Corey gives the Cooker spaniel sign as "One Man army" hits and the camera fades out on the Canadian flag).

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