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Date Posted: 14:46:04 12/11/99 Sat
Author: Raw Power
Subject: THE #1 F*CKIN' TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD!!!!!

The scene opens backstage in the locker room. Chris King and Powerhouse are sitting down. Chris King is drinking a soda and Powerhouse is working out. Chris calls over Jim Ross.

Chris King: Get yer ass over here!

JR: What's up guys?

Chris King: The Tag belts are open am I correct? We are the badassest ass tag team on the planet am I right?

JR: Right on both accounts. You guys really kick major punk ass.

Chris King: I know we do. You got me, Chris King Of The Ring, and the most powerful feared wrestler in the world, Powerhouse.

JR: Yeah. You guys are a lot better than Miavia and what's his name.

Powerhouse: Way better! You hear me talking to ya Miavia....Madman....we challenge you punks for the #1 contenders spot for the Tag Titles.

A couple hot ladies walk into the room and sit on Chris's lap.

Chris King: Hello ladies. Want a soda?

Chick: Oooh, soda's are so sexy.

Bitch: Yeah, you're hot Chris.

Chris gets the ladies some soda's. The start drinking them while Chris signs them some autographs. Powerhouse starts talking again.

Powerhouse: We our share of the women and money. We are the hottest tag team alive damn it! All we need now is those damn f*ckin' titles. We will get them. Then we'll get all the title. Then we'll rule. Bwahawhawhahaha!!!

Chris hands the auto's to the ladies and makes out with both of them at the same time. Then he grabs their asses and they go out to wait for him in his limo.

Chris King: That's right Powerhouse, we are #1. Brick & Stone, Fire & Ice, any other tag teams look the f*ck out because we're gonna kick yer asses!!

Chris King gets up and goes out to his limo. Powerhouse just walks away.

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