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Date Posted: 20:41:10 12/15/99 Wed
Author: Jake "Better than all" Stevens
Subject: Cookie Boy and Chrissy "the white salami" eater

(The camera enters a dark room. The only light is from a lighter held and somebodys hand. As thecamera gets closer, you can see that it's Jake Stevens. He's rocking back and forth in the center of what appears to be a ring, but it's so dark you really can't tell. He leans towards the camera, whispering.)

So I see all the ladies in the house are all mad at the Jakester. (screaming) WELL I DON"T GIVE A RATS ASS!!! Be mad, be angry, go home and cry to your mama. It really doesn't matter to me. I have nothing to prove to any of you. I am the best damn wrestler in this fed, and everyone knows it. Miavia saw the greatness in my madness. Which is why we are the best damn tag team in this fed. So if you piss ass little bitches want to cry about life, go right ahead, I frankly don't give spit. (Makeing a whining noise) I hate Jake....wa wa wa. We got screwed...wa wa wa. I'll put you in the cookie pudspanker....wa wa wa wa! Bite us! I have more talent in the pucker of my ass, than you'll ever have. Either of you, ya little jerk offs. Fiji Pubic is a crock, Chrissy is a joke, and Cookie pud is a loser.

Chris, any time you feel froggy bitch, step on up! I ain't hidin'. Do you see me crouched down in a corner somewhere, hell no. So bring the noise! I'll waste your ass like I did on meltdown, you non tag title havin' mother f*cker.

Now Cock boy.....sorry cookie boy. You wanna cry to huh! well booo hooo hooo! I lost to General X wa wa wa! I win all the time. Well obviously you don't deloris asswipe. You got beat down at meltdown. Believe me, I was watching in the back. You loked more like a contestant in the miss america pagent. So get ready for Friday cause.....(all of a sudden Jake throws his lighter. You can see the bright glimmer of the flame fly through the air and hit the ground. All at once flames flash up all around Jake. The flames climb up the side of something.......what is it......It's a cell! It's a hell in a cell. The whole cell is engulfed in flames while Jake stands n the middle and laughs.)

(Screaming above the sound of the flames) GET READY FOR FRIDAY COOKER, CAUSE YOUR DEFINATLEY GONNA GET COOKED........WELL DONE THAT IS!

(The camera fades out as Jake is still standing in the center of the burning ring.)

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