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Date Posted: 08:56:09 12/16/99 Thu
Author: General X
Subject: Everyone read....

(The screen opens behind a bar.There is a picket fence and the General's tank is parked.Jeff, Bob and the General are laying on the front of the tank.There are several beer cans lined up on the picket fence.The General, Jeff and Bob each have a gun and a beer.There are three twelve packs on the ground in front of the tank.)

General X:Ok, Bob, what's you're favorite comedy?

Bob:Wayne's World 2.

Jeff:Oh is that the movie with Mr.Scream?That movie sucks.

Bob and General X:(like Mr.scream.)Haaaaaaaaaa ha haaaaaaaa.

(They laugh.)

General X:Who's you're favorite........wrestler.

Bob:You man, you're my favorite.

(taps General's shoulder.)

General X:Thanks man, that means a lot to me.Here.

(The General hands Bob one of his beers.)

Jeff:Ok, General, what are you thinking about doing in GCW?

Bob:Hey, this should be interesting.

General X:Well, I'm thinking about challenging that Rock guy.

Bob:Hey!Who am I?(deep voice)Hey, I'm the Rock and you better listen to me!Are you going to listen to me?

Jeff:(stops laughing)Hell N-

Bob:It DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME!Mr.Miavia's gonna win, and Mr.Miavia's gonna do some spine crackin', if ya smell what Mr.Miavia's cookin!

(They all sit there laughing.)

General X:Oh!You know what time it is.

(They all cock there guns and aim at the beer cans on the picket fence.)

General X:This is for....1942.Japan and America over the Pacific.(bang)

Jeff:Yeah.(bang)

(They all start shooting at the cans.seconds later, the cans are all gone.)

General X:Yeah.Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.

Jeff:I'll get the beers.(leans over the front of the tank and grabs the three twelve packs.)

Bob:Cool man.

(They all hop in the tank and the tank drives away.)

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