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Date Posted: 13:37:25 12/11/99 Sat
Author: Jake the pshyco Stevens......and boy is he!
Subject: Corey the cooker boy!

(The scene opens with Jake Stevens on A TWA flight to Detroit Michigan. The camera gets in real close and.........)

Jake: What the hell are you doin'? (The cameraman shrugs.) Hey! do you like that camera?

CM: Yeah, I do.

Jake: Well then, we'll take that camera, shine it up real nice, slap some ovaltine on it, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS! (The cameraman backs off.) Hey Mr. Miavia did you like that one. That's pretty funny. Now on to the cookboy. Boy, you want to run your mouth.....Well we do't like it to much. I've got a size 14 shoe waiting for your ass. I'm gonna show you little girls what hardcore really is. Here's the deal. Kookie....ummmm I mean cooker. We will get into a cell, a hell in a cell. Light the WHOLE CELL on fire, and see who gets toasty first! Then we will se just how much of a man you are. Come and get me bitch. If you dare.

(Camera fades to black.)

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