[The scene opens up at some hWf houseshow. The fans are sitting around watching some unknowns wrestlers try to battle it out for a spot in the bigtimes. Most of the fans are bored to tears and boo for each competitor that steps in the ring. Suddenly, the lights all dim off and red, white and blue lights begin to spin around the arena, the fans are unsure about what is happening. Suddenly the lights all meet at the entranceway, with a large *Boom* and a lightning bolt striking the stage, "My Own Worst Enemy" By Lit begins to play and the fans all jump in cheering. Just then the former wrestling Hall of Famer, Multi-World Champion, World renown as Your F'n Role Model, the Hardcore Wrestling Federation's Corporate Executive Officer, Jon Storm walks out wearing his black armani suit, both sleeves torn off to fit Storm's huge arms. The fans all scream their lungs out and Storm walks down with a giant smile across his face, he climbs up the steps and under the top rope to enter the ring. He takes a microphone from the ring announcer and stands in the middle of the ring, looks out at the fans and brings the mic to his mouth.]

Jon Storm - Ladies and gentleman, Welcome to Hardcore Wrestling Federation! I am President Jon Storm, the one running the show around here and making all the big decisions. I got sick and tired of sitting back there all day long, having no action what-so-ever in the ring, where I love to be. Since I'm retired from fighting, I won't be challenging anyone like most of you fans are hoping for. No, no, nothing like that, I am only going to state my thoughts about some of the current situations of hWf. First off, our event two weeks ago was a big hit, the ratings were great and it seems to look good in our future, but there is a problem. It seems a lot of the wrestlers in this federation are taking advantage of the money put into their bank accounts by me. They don't really want to work that hard, come down and interview for their matches, build it up for the event, So I have decided on something big. This decision will really rock the ring, Hardcore Saturday Night will be postponed until next week, Saturday April 28th. All week we will be looking forward to interviews and such about your matches. The card is always where you can find it, in our front office and mostly in your mailbox. I added another match for two new superstars, hoping to get them on their feet and rising to the top. 'The Only One' Kevin Komat versus Radical Ross will be added to the card, these guys have a future and I am looking forward to seeing their match. I also noticed a lot of arguing going on between the wrestlers backstage, thats all fine, but make sure it stays BACKSTAGE. These fans come here for entertainment, not to hear you whine about shit. They would all rather see a barbwire bat across their most unfavorite wrestler, so why don't you guys look at that? This federation is run for the fans, we all gain from the fans, the more we work, the more they enjoy, the more they support, the more we get in return, it is a system and I expect you all to start getting in line. Look at this, myself, being the owner of the entire federation, millions of other things going on, but yet I still have time to come out and entertain the fans for a little while, maybe save them from such a boring event. That is all they want, and they should recieve. I am telling you all know, that if I don't see an interview or meeting of some type before Hardcore Saturday Night next week, Your ass will be fired from hWf. We don't want that to happen, but the fans don't want useless bagage hanging around the locker room. As for myself, I have recieved many e-mails, postmails and phone calls about getting more involved in the ring, maybe even fighting a match or two, picking on a wrestler of my own choosing. It sounds good, but are there any wrestlers in this federation that could handle stepping toe to toe with Their F'n Role Model and Their F'n Boss? I don't really think so. Also I have heard a lot about the hWf Championship and other titles, well I think I have a plan, the belts will be decided at a Pay Per View Event, in about two weeks time. All titles will be on the line, but only to those who can accually win matches, I don't want someone representing the company in any form that can't win a single match. As for the World Championship title, I haven't really decided on the way to pick a Champion, Battle Royal, Tournament, Best Vs Best match...I am not really sure, but as time passes I will pick something and you will all know. There will be a World Champion though, in a short period of time. So to all those wrestlers who don't really understand, get your asses out here and work hard if you want a shot at that gold. The Hardcore Wrestling Federation is done with petty differences and stupid comments, as from now on, we should be all business.

NOW MY WORD IS YOUR WEED AND YOU BETTER SMOKE IT!!

[The fans all pop and cheer for Storm's comments. "My Own Worst Enemy" begins again as Storm leaves the ring. The fans give a standing ovation as the man responsible for such a grand federation leaves.]