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Date Posted: Thursday, December 05, 04:43:23pm
In reply to:
Glorindiel (Moondancer's player)
's message, "CHAPTER 10>>>" on Thursday, December 05, 03:44:36pm
>I have one thing to say first: The Two Towers
>soundtrack will be out Dec. 10! My dad got it on the
>internet and I have it now!!!!! 5 Days
>early!!!!!!!!![Evil laugh]
>
>Chapter 10
>
>-Disclaimer-
>Glorindiel-Hey! Did ya miss me?!
>Karamono-No!
>Glorindiel-Oh, come on, you know they did! Anyway,
>sorry I?ve been gone, I had homework. My English
>teacher has already made us do 5?no, wait! 6! Essays
>this year! [Goes into the Planet of the Apes
>movie-character-thing. (Also I apologize for my
>language, but don?t push me! I need to release my
>anger more! I HAVE THINGS TO BE ANGRY ABOUT TOO, YA
>KNOW!!!!!!!!)] DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Snaps
>out of it] And I?ve had other IMPORTANT work-type
>stuff to do!
>Karamono-Like??.?
>Glorindiel-Stuff.
>Karamono-Stuff?
>Glorindiel-Yeah, stuff.
>Karamono-[Blinks] Lovely lame excuse for being lazy!
>Glorindiel-OK, so I was lazy, but there?s NO excuse
>for anyone to think that I own the Lord of the Rings,
>because I don?t! [Cheesy grin after her cheesy
>disclaimer]
>Frodo-Just think what would happen if she DID own it!!
>[Shudder. Cringe]
>Boromir-[Whiney voice] I wouldn?t be in it!
>Glorindiel-Pipe down, you!!! [Grabs Karamono?s bat out
>of nowhere and hits Boromir on the head with it]
>Boromir-?x_x?.
>Gandalf-I wouldn?t have died! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!! [Does a
>happy dance]
>Karamono-[Hits Gandalf with his bat, but not hard
>enough to knock him out]
>Gandalf-WHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Grabs the bat and goes
>on a crazed rampage hitting everyone with it]
>Everyone-?x_x?.
>Karamono-[To Glorindiel] You?re really scratching for
>an idea right now, aren?t you?
>Glorindiel-Shut up! [Looks around to see if anyone
>heard, fortunately everyone is still unconscious]
>Karamono-Just get this chapter over
>with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Glorindiel-OK!
>Chapter 10
>
>Pippin-Sailing! Sailing! Over the Grounding Rain!!!!!!
>Da Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da Da, We?ll never come home
>again!!!!! [He?s singing, just to let you know]
>Aragorn-Shut up! My ears are hurting now! [Still has
>fringe marks on his face from three days ago] Plus,
>the words are BOUNDING MAIN, B-O-U-N-D-I-N-G M-A-N-uh,
>E!!
>Gimli- [Matter of Factly] M-a-i-n. Main!
>Aragorn-Shut up dwarf-boy!
>Frodo-Touchy touchy! Are you still mad about the whole
>?disapproval of you marrying Arwen? thing?
>Aragorn-[Turns to Frodo and shouts in his face] SO
>WHAT IF I AM?!?!?!?!?!?!
>Frodo-[Gets cute pouty face] B-b-b-but?[sniff]?[pouty
>lower lip trembles and he bursts into tears]
>Glorindiel-[Appearing in the boat] It?s OK! The Bad
>Man is gone! [Pushes Aragorn over the side of the boat]
>Aragorn-[Drowning]
>Frodo-[looks up like a little kid and smiles those
>annoyingly cute smiles that they know how to do]
>Glorindiel-Better?
>Frodo-[Nods, still sniffling]
>Glorindiel-OK [Disappears again, leaving the
>Fellowship to their own problems]
>Later on Shore?.
>Aragorn-[With his feet in one of those tubs and
>sitting really close to the fire]
>Merry and Pippin- WE?LL SING FOR YOU! WE JUST LEARNED
>A NEW SONG!
>I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
>EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
>I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES, AND
>THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
>I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
>EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
>I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES, AND
>THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
>Aragorn-The torture! Make it stop! [Covers his ears,
>but in doing so, his blanket catches on fire]
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Jumps
>around trying to put out the flames]
>Pippin-Look! He?s dancing! He really likes our song!
>Merry and Pippin-YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Start
>singing again]
>I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
>EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
>I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES, AND
>THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
>I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
>EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
>I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES, AND
>THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
>Glorindiel-[Comes in and fixes everything, in other
>words, she stuffs them into the boats and pushes them
>off] Hurry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need to go
>somewhere in this fic, besides just the same river we
>were on in the last chapter!!
>Fellowship-[Get quickly away from shore]
>The Argonath looms in front of them?
>Aragorn-[Really Over-dramatic voice. Sweeping his arms
>around grandly, too] Look, the Argonath, the Pillars
>of the Kings, long have I wished to look upon the
>Kings of old?my k-[The boat smashes into the foot of
>one of the Argonath] NOOO!!!!!!! More water!!!!!!!!!
>[Screams like a little girl]
>Frodo-Help me!
>Sam-Me too! I can?t swim!
>Glorindiel-[Appears and pulls Frodo out of the water
>and makes another boat appear] There you go, my dea- I
>mean, Frodo! [Sets him in the boat]
>Sam and Aragorn-What about us?!?!? [Turning blue from
>the cold water]
>Glorindiel-[Glances at them, then sits down in the
>boat with Frodo and starts to row away] Don?t
>know-Don?t care!
>Frodo-SAM!!!! [Starts to strangle Glorindiel] Save
>them!!!!!
>Glorindiel- [In a swoony type voice] Anything for you!
>[She grumbles as she pulls Sam and Aragorn into the
>boat, then disappears before she caused more trouble]
>Through the Magic and amazingly cheap-looking budget
>of the Fast Forward Button, the get to the shore where
>the Fellowship of the Ring ends (Not now in the fic,
>but in the movie)]?
>Frodo-[Wanders off to think about?What DOES Frodo
>think about?!?!?!?!?!]
>Boromir-[Follows sneakily. He steps on a twig and it
>makes a really loud CRACK!!!!!]
>Frodo-[Turns around and screams like a little girl]
>What are you doing here?!?!?!?!?
>Boromir-[Matter-of-Factly] I am here to take the Ring,
>then you put it on and beat me up, but it looks like
>I?m spazzing out, which is really what I?m doing.
>Frodo-OK
>They do what Boromir just described?
>Frodo-[Runs to the shore again]
>Glorindiel-[Appears again] You going to leave?
>Frodo-[Nods, trying not to cry like a little girl]
>Glorindiel-You don?t HAVE to?
>Karamono-[Appears] Stop twisting and torturing his
>mind, he HAS to go, because if he didn?t there
>wouldn?t be any more Lord of the Rings fics?[Realizes
>what he just said] Damn, why did I have to say that? I
>don?t WANT any more of these idiotic fics!!!!
>Glorindiel-NO MORE FICS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Go
>Frodo, go!!!!! [She pushes him into a boat and pushes
>it off of the bank]
>Frodo-Hey! You forgot my pack!!!!
>Glorindiel-Sorry! [Throws his pack out to him, but
>hits him in the head really hard. She doesn?t notice
>and yells] Have a nice trip!!!!!!!
>Sam-[Comes running up] He?s not supposed to go without
>me!
>Glorindiel-Oh, sorry [Throws him out in the boat too,
>with a bit more effort]
>Sam- [He misses the boat and starts to drown] HELP MR.
>FRODO!!!!!!
>Frodo-?x_x?
>
>Will Sam drown??????????? Will Glorindiel ever NOT
>mess these fics up?????????????? HAVE YOU SEEN THE
>HOUR LONG SPECIAL FOR THE TWO TOWERS?????????
>Dominic Monahan and Billy Boyd are hilarious! I taped
>it!!!!!!!! There?s this one scene that is SOOOOO
>funny!!!! It goes like this:
>Interview with Dom and Billy
>Billy: [Talking about Merry and Pippin in Fangorn
>Forest] So, they go from being prisoners of war to
>like the very bosom of nature?It kind of helps them to
>become hobbits again.
>Dom-[Goes all swoony-like] Mmmmm, Bosom?
>Billy-Did I say bosom?
>Dom-[still swoony-like. Nods] Yeah.
>Billy-[Trying not to laugh]
>
>It is the most hilarious scene, even though it?s a
>little wrong!
>Karamono-[Hits her with his bat]
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