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Date Posted: Thursday, December 05, 03:44:36pm
In reply to:
Arielle
's message, "I LOVE THIS!!!" on Saturday, November 23, 05:04:44am
I have one thing to say first: The Two Towers soundtrack will be out Dec. 10! My dad got it on the internet and I have it now!!!!! 5 Days early!!!!!!!!![Evil laugh]
Chapter 10
-Disclaimer-
Glorindiel-Hey! Did ya miss me?!
Karamono-No!
Glorindiel-Oh, come on, you know they did! Anyway, sorry I?ve been gone, I had homework. My English teacher has already made us do 5?no, wait! 6! Essays this year! [Goes into the Planet of the Apes movie-character-thing. (Also I apologize for my language, but don?t push me! I need to release my anger more! I HAVE THINGS TO BE ANGRY ABOUT TOO, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!)] DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Snaps out of it] And I?ve had other IMPORTANT work-type stuff to do!
Karamono-Like??.?
Glorindiel-Stuff.
Karamono-Stuff?
Glorindiel-Yeah, stuff.
Karamono-[Blinks] Lovely lame excuse for being lazy!
Glorindiel-OK, so I was lazy, but there?s NO excuse for anyone to think that I own the Lord of the Rings, because I don?t! [Cheesy grin after her cheesy disclaimer]
Frodo-Just think what would happen if she DID own it!! [Shudder. Cringe]
Boromir-[Whiney voice] I wouldn?t be in it!
Glorindiel-Pipe down, you!!! [Grabs Karamono?s bat out of nowhere and hits Boromir on the head with it]
Boromir-?x_x?.
Gandalf-I wouldn?t have died! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!! [Does a happy dance]
Karamono-[Hits Gandalf with his bat, but not hard enough to knock him out]
Gandalf-WHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Grabs the bat and goes on a crazed rampage hitting everyone with it]
Everyone-?x_x?.
Karamono-[To Glorindiel] You?re really scratching for an idea right now, aren?t you?
Glorindiel-Shut up! [Looks around to see if anyone heard, fortunately everyone is still unconscious]
Karamono-Just get this chapter over with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-OK!
Chapter 10
Pippin-Sailing! Sailing! Over the Grounding Rain!!!!!! Da Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da Da, We?ll never come home again!!!!! [He?s singing, just to let you know]
Aragorn-Shut up! My ears are hurting now! [Still has fringe marks on his face from three days ago] Plus, the words are BOUNDING MAIN, B-O-U-N-D-I-N-G M-A-N-uh, E!!
Gimli- [Matter of Factly] M-a-i-n. Main!
Aragorn-Shut up dwarf-boy!
Frodo-Touchy touchy! Are you still mad about the whole ?disapproval of you marrying Arwen? thing?
Aragorn-[Turns to Frodo and shouts in his face] SO WHAT IF I AM?!?!?!?!?!?!
Frodo-[Gets cute pouty face] B-b-b-but?[sniff]?[pouty lower lip trembles and he bursts into tears]
Glorindiel-[Appearing in the boat] It?s OK! The Bad Man is gone! [Pushes Aragorn over the side of the boat]
Aragorn-[Drowning]
Frodo-[looks up like a little kid and smiles those annoyingly cute smiles that they know how to do]
Glorindiel-Better?
Frodo-[Nods, still sniffling]
Glorindiel-OK [Disappears again, leaving the Fellowship to their own problems]
Later on Shore?.
Aragorn-[With his feet in one of those tubs and sitting really close to the fire]
Merry and Pippin- WE?LL SING FOR YOU! WE JUST LEARNED A NEW SONG!
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
Aragorn-The torture! Make it stop! [Covers his ears, but in doing so, his blanket catches on fire] AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Jumps around trying to put out the flames]
Pippin-Look! He?s dancing! He really likes our song!
Merry and Pippin-YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Start singing again]
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
EVERYBODY?S NERVES!
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY?S NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
Glorindiel-[Comes in and fixes everything, in other words, she stuffs them into the boats and pushes them off] Hurry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need to go somewhere in this fic, besides just the same river we were on in the last chapter!!
Fellowship-[Get quickly away from shore]
The Argonath looms in front of them?
Aragorn-[Really Over-dramatic voice. Sweeping his arms around grandly, too] Look, the Argonath, the Pillars of the Kings, long have I wished to look upon the Kings of old?my k-[The boat smashes into the foot of one of the Argonath] NOOO!!!!!!! More water!!!!!!!!! [Screams like a little girl]
Frodo-Help me!
Sam-Me too! I can?t swim!
Glorindiel-[Appears and pulls Frodo out of the water and makes another boat appear] There you go, my dea- I mean, Frodo! [Sets him in the boat]
Sam and Aragorn-What about us?!?!? [Turning blue from the cold water]
Glorindiel-[Glances at them, then sits down in the boat with Frodo and starts to row away] Don?t know-Don?t care!
Frodo-SAM!!!! [Starts to strangle Glorindiel] Save them!!!!!
Glorindiel- [In a swoony type voice] Anything for you! [She grumbles as she pulls Sam and Aragorn into the boat, then disappears before she caused more trouble]
Through the Magic and amazingly cheap-looking budget of the Fast Forward Button, the get to the shore where the Fellowship of the Ring ends (Not now in the fic, but in the movie)]?
Frodo-[Wanders off to think about?What DOES Frodo think about?!?!?!?!?!]
Boromir-[Follows sneakily. He steps on a twig and it makes a really loud CRACK!!!!!]
Frodo-[Turns around and screams like a little girl] What are you doing here?!?!?!?!?
Boromir-[Matter-of-Factly] I am here to take the Ring, then you put it on and beat me up, but it looks like I?m spazzing out, which is really what I?m doing.
Frodo-OK
They do what Boromir just described?
Frodo-[Runs to the shore again]
Glorindiel-[Appears again] You going to leave?
Frodo-[Nods, trying not to cry like a little girl]
Glorindiel-You don?t HAVE to?
Karamono-[Appears] Stop twisting and torturing his mind, he HAS to go, because if he didn?t there wouldn?t be any more Lord of the Rings fics?[Realizes what he just said] Damn, why did I have to say that? I don?t WANT any more of these idiotic fics!!!!
Glorindiel-NO MORE FICS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Go Frodo, go!!!!! [She pushes him into a boat and pushes it off of the bank]
Frodo-Hey! You forgot my pack!!!!
Glorindiel-Sorry! [Throws his pack out to him, but hits him in the head really hard. She doesn?t notice and yells] Have a nice trip!!!!!!!
Sam-[Comes running up] He?s not supposed to go without me!
Glorindiel-Oh, sorry [Throws him out in the boat too, with a bit more effort]
Sam- [He misses the boat and starts to drown] HELP MR. FRODO!!!!!!
Frodo-?x_x?
Will Sam drown??????????? Will Glorindiel ever NOT mess these fics up?????????????? HAVE YOU SEEN THE HOUR LONG SPECIAL FOR THE TWO TOWERS?????????
Dominic Monahan and Billy Boyd are hilarious! I taped it!!!!!!!! There?s this one scene that is SOOOOO funny!!!! It goes like this:
Interview with Dom and Billy
Billy: [Talking about Merry and Pippin in Fangorn Forest] So, they go from being prisoners of war to like the very bosom of nature?It kind of helps them to become hobbits again.
Dom-[Goes all swoony-like] Mmmmm, Bosom?
Billy-Did I say bosom?
Dom-[still swoony-like. Nods] Yeah.
Billy-[Trying not to laugh]
It is the most hilarious scene, even though it?s a little wrong!
Karamono-[Hits her with his bat]
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