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Date Posted: 20:34:12 12/01/99 Wed
Author: CRACKpot
Subject: Re: NO BULLSHIT, I WANT RESPONSES FROM ALL.....
In reply to: Robin 's message, "Re: NO BULLSHIT, I WANT RESPONSES FROM ALL....." on 19:09:08 12/01/99 Wed


> > > > despite what anyone WANTS to believe and changed
> > > > biblical stories to fit what they want it too,
> > > Abraham
> > > > DID pass the test, it was simply a test of would
> he
> > > > listen to god, god knew that he would not let
> > Abraham
> > > > kill his son, but it was a test to see if abraham
> > > > WOULD do it if commanded to, he did, and was
> > rewarded
> > > > for following god, oh yeah and by the way the ten
> > > > commandements does NOT say thou shalt not kill it
> > > > ACTUALLY says thou shalt not murder, theres a BIG
> > > > difference
> > >
> > > It takes a very twisted evil mind to agree to kill
> > > their own child. He was a sick sick puppy...
> >
> > If Abraham lived in this day and age YOU my dear
> would
> > bust his ass witout blinking an eye while laughing at
> > his
> > saying it was from God... Dont you think its about
> > time you
> > start being honest with yourself cause you aren't
> > fooling
> > anyone but yourself...
>
> You obviously don't have any kids cause if you did you
> would
> know that you would sacrifice even your eternal life
> for the love
> you have for that child. And if you wouldn't please
> please don't
> have any...



Exactly. Even though I don't have any kids....I understand (not all the way), that a parents love for their child is so very important.


And God, our creator, would challenge our faith by making us kill our children. Whether or not God let Abraham kill his child, the biblical God was basically f---ing with him.


Let me SUM up the story of Abraham.


God: Abraham, kill your child. To show me that you are a salve to me.


Abraham: Yes master. I will surve you with out question.


Abraham is about to kill his child.


God: No, wait. I was just f---ing with ya' man. Just quetioning your faith. Like a higher EGO is supposed to. My EGO needs its storkes every now and then.


Wow!!! God didn't make Abraham kill his child.


Question. You are going to actually think God is geat for doing that?


The Story of CRACKpot. (keep in mind we're in present day.)


God: CRACKpot, kill someone you love the most.


CRACKpot: Huh? Who in the hell is that?!?


God: This is your lord and master speaking. Now kill the person you love the most, or burn in eternal hell fire.


CRACKpot: Why haven't you spoken to me before?


God: You dare question me?!?


CRACKpot: Oh sorry. Ummmm... Okay, I'll see what I can do.


CRACKpot goes to tell his friends famiy and preacher what has just happened.


CRACKpot now resides happilly in a mental hospital.


The End.


CRACKpot

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