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> Exactly. Even though I don't have any kids....I
> understand (not all the way), that a parents love for
> their child is so very important.
> And God, our creator, would challenge our faith by
> making us kill our children. Whether or not God let
> Abraham kill his child, the biblical God was basically
> f---ing with him.
> Let me SUM up the story of Abraham.
> God: Abraham, kill your child. To show me that you are
> a salve to me.
> Abraham: Yes master. I will surve you with out
> question.
> Abraham is about to kill his child.
> God: No, wait. I was just f---ing with ya' man. Just
> quetioning your faith. Like a higher EGO is
> supposed to. My EGO needs its storkes every now
> and then.
> Wow!!! God didn't make Abraham kill his child.
> Question. You are going to actually think God is geat
> for doing that?
> The Story of CRACKpot. (keep in mind we're in present
> day.)
> God: CRACKpot, kill someone you love the most.
> CRACKpot: Huh? Who in the hell is that?!?
> God: This is your lord and master speaking. Now kill
> the person you love the most, or burn in eternal hell
> fire.
> CRACKpot: Why haven't you spoken to me before?
> God: You dare question me?!?
> CRACKpot: Oh sorry. Ummmm... Okay, I'll see what I can
> do.
> CRACKpot goes to tell his friends famiy and preacher
> what has just happened.
> CRACKpot now resides happilly in a mental hospital.
> The End.
> CRACKpot
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Demons are filling my thoughts...time to change the conversation...:0)~
Love,
Steve
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