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Date Posted: 16:01:19 10/18/02 Fri
Author: Randy Watson
Subject: Wow - Inside Scoop on the genius of the SHADOW

I was emailed this site run and operated by our favorite new moderator... THE SHADOW. Here is some of his style of humor (LOVE THE RADIO SHACK ONE)

A young lady with a disabled car asked me for help on a lonely side street because I looked harmless.

A friend once told me the girl I was with in a bar was young enough to be my daughter.
Redeeming factor She was.

An indication that you are developing a pot is when your lint-catching "innie" turns into a easy-clean "outtie".
I was told by a younger female that it's nice for "someone your age" to be interested in computers. Yeah sweetheart! - for the past 22 years or tears. My first one was a Radio Shack TRS 80 - Model one. Go wipe your nose!!!

Adding a few years must be looked at in it's true prospective - beats the hell out of the alternative.

Adding a few pounds also helps add ballast on those windy days.

Went to pay my taxes and had my bicycle helmet on. Clerk though it was wonderful that I was riding a bike. This is getting old. ;-)))

If you get old enough, females don't thing you're trying to hit on them. Ha! It's just that the appropriate "hittees" are getting older.

Some more disturbing stuff...


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