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Date Posted: 11:15:34 10/21/02 Mon
Author: Homeskillet
Subject: The Minister of Porn welcomes X-band and provides lesson number one.
In reply to: X-band '01 's message, "The Army of Porn Act" on 00:05:25 10/19/02 Sat

I am in awe of the power of the Cartel. That power, combined with the stunning ineptitude of the dumb asses over at MM who have been purging names right and left, has brought X-band back into the fold.

Now, X-band, the question is where do you want to begin? I was a porn prodigy, starting right up with teen pillow biters before the age of 5, but I realize others take longer to progress. Let me know where you want to start, and I will send you to the appropriate on-line brothel for total immersion training in the ways of porn.

Lesson number One: Be Careful when combining the world's two greatest pleausres: beer and porn. First, it is hard enough navigating a porno site with only one hand, it is nearly impossible with both hands occupied (one with your beer, the other with your crank). Second, beer spilled all over keyboards is messy and an unacceptable waste. Jism on a keyboard is completely acceptable. Third, drunkeness may interfere significantly with self pleasure if your level of innebriation gets too high. It may be more dificult than you intend to properly "applaud" the beautiful images that you view after you have gotten blotto. Therefore, drink no more than 18 beers before pulling out the porno.

WELCOME X-BAND!! NOW GO OUT AND MAKE US PROUD BY POSTING YOUR FIRST PORNO PIC ON THE MM BOARD.

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