| Subject: why everything i'm not intimiately involved with is lame |
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jj-htown
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Date Posted: 17:25:54 07/23/02 Tue
okay, here is the deal. i was hoping i wouldn't have to post another message until i had cool news or something, but it looks like people need to be regulated on ahead of schedule. props this time go out to alex. he wins my "jj jarz is not a goddamn candy-ass mother-fucking wanker award". it's nice to know that he's got my back in the face of all this assault and slanderous bashing of my personality. if i had to cast myself, it would be chris farley in a role as the cracker writer for a militant black rap group (perhaps n.w.h. - niggaz with hats). maybe this doesn't work, but it's a jumping off point. maybe as james gandolfini portraying a drunken jesus christ. again, these aren't set in stone, but this is better than what you ass holes are proposing. but here's my real beef - the best that you lazy ass mother-fuckers could come up with is an actor that's fat. i mean, jesus christ. i want you all to go fucking buy a paint-by-number set and some watercolors, because your imagination isn't worth DICK. worst of all, i actually feel bad for chris. i mean, how sad is that shit? i feel bad for chris. and you know why? because he actually created a good conversation topic for us (although it racks up zero originality points) and i feel like it's been abused, ass-fucked, and pooch-screwed into this embarassment. the best thing i can say about this experiment is the casting of jensen. the reason? because not only does he look like geraldo, but his seminars have the same educational value and are led with the same intellectual prowess. so here's the thing. alex, paul, and nate are still my friends. the rest of you are currently fucked. i want you to go to your room, and think about what you've done. and after you've realized that we have to capitalize on chris's annual good idea, this must be cultivated to some higher degree than this horse shit. on a lighter note, i love you guys and hope you're well. take care, and god help me if things degenerate any more in the next month, or "i shall rain my vengenence upon thee."
p.s. - all loyal members of my church, be ready for a fire and brimstone sermon when i get back. out.
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