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Date Posted: 09:05:43 08/28/01 Tue
Author: kenamom, taking a potted plant to the invalid Rabid
Subject:

Shaking her head in amazement at Stardoe who can be at two places at once....
In reply to: Kande's Sis is explaining to JD over hot chocolate 's message, "And then she'd add 'Sis' to the waistband" on 06:55:48 08/28/01 Tue

After knocking at S&M's door she stands jumps back as a gruff looking Scully swings the door open.

"What now?" she demands.

"Morning Scully, thought I would drop by and visit Rabid, how is she doing?"

Before Scully could answer her cell phone rings, she shakes her head as she answers.

"Scully"

"What?....another one?.......but really you can't need.....uh huh......okay.......yes Rabid, I will get it right away."

Scully hangs up her phone and closes her eyes for a minute. "First I thought taking care of Mulder was a pain, then I met Rabid....." she pauses and takes a deep breath, "I know she is your friend Mayor, but she has become, THE HOUSE GUEST FROM HELL!"

"oh dear, maybe I can talk some sense into her" kenamom heads up the stairs towards the guest room. Scully heads towards the kitchen muttering obscinities.

"Rabid, how are you feeling" kenamom enters and places the plant on the bedside table.

"ooohhhhh Mayor, I am in such pain.......I can't believe what kande did to me" rabid speaks in low laboured tones.

"I know, its a good thing that Scully and Mulder volunteered to take care of you?"

"To be honest Mayor, the care isn't quite as good as one would expect." Rabid sighs. "They didn't even have cable!"

kenamom notices the TV across the room. It is on and shows, what looks like a view of the isles at the grocery store.

"What are you watching now?"

"Thats not cable, thats Mulder at the store. He borrowed the Eyes and Ears set from Pusher so I can see everything through his eyes. Being that I am stuck looking at these four walls" rabid sighs deeply. She then watches as Mulders arm opens a freezer door and pulls out a tub of chocolate ice cream. Rabids eyes go wide and she picks up a walkie talkie, "Not that cheap brand! BEN AND JERRY'S CHOCOLATE CHUNK!!!!"

There is a thud as Mulder drops the generic brand and reaches for the costlier tub.

Rabid sighs again, "guess I will have to make due".

"So how much are you going to fine kande?"

"Well, rabid, I am sorry to tell you this but there is no law in Shipperville about bicycle and scooter collisions. I am afrain my hands are tied."

"oh great, so my injuries are for nothing?"

"Not nothing, she did win the bitch contest"

Rabid turns her attention to the TV screen where Mulder is wandering down the cookie isle. "PECAN TWISTS!!!, HOW HARD IS THAT....PECAN TWISTS!" she screams into the mic.

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