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Date Posted: 06:55:48 08/28/01 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis is explaining to JD over hot chocolate
Subject: And then she'd add 'Sis' to the waistband
In reply to: kande 's message, "Kande is still pleading her case to Stardoe." on 04:08:35 08/28/01 Tue

"...so that if she was ever in an accident, the medics wouldn't think that huge underwear actually belonged to her," KS explains, shaking her head. "I don't think Kande ever stopped to think they'd wonder why she was wearing my underwear in the first place."

JD laughs. "Oh Kande, of very little brain."

"You got that right!" KS says from inside the torture chamber. She holds up a test tube of poison and looks at it with a discerning eye. She brings it out to the light in the kitchen where JD is slurping his hot chocolate. "Does this look bright purple to you?"

JD peers at the test tube. "It looks more like faded lavender."

"Ah ha!" KS brings her fist crashing down on the table so that the hot chocolate mugs jump. "Someone's been messing with my poison again."

JD pales. "Was that what you were going to put in Rabid's IV?"

"Of course not!" KS is indignant. "I was going to buy a bottle of cheap hooch with my garage sale proceeds."

"Whew," JD is relieved.

"But now that someone's been messing with my stuff," KS continues as if JD hasn't said anything, "I'm going to have to poison the entire town to get the person who did this. Good thing Kande is planning a 'I'm the Queen Bitch' celebration."

"How do you know that?" JD is always amazed at KS' psychic prowess.

"She's soooo predictable," KS groans, rolling her eyes.

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Shaking her head in amazement at Stardoe who can be at two places at once.... -- kenamom, taking a potted plant to the invalid Rabid, 09:05:43 08/28/01 Tue