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Date Posted: 21:48:57 07/16/06 Sun
Author: Kande's Sis, doing said blending
Subject: KS pulls on her night vision goggles and blends into the wall
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Next door at the Mayor's house" on 11:24:42 07/16/06 Sun

Stardoe rushes into the house, brandishing a large golf umbrella. "Freeze!" she yells, as the rest of the gang come in pell-mell behind her.

Kande throws up her hands and IG can't resist rushing forward in all the excitement and stapling her to the wall. "Hey!" Kande yells.

No one notices KS standing next to the wall. Well, actually Det does notice her, but KS gives her a hypnotic suggestion.

"You don't see me," she breathes into Det's ear and then disappears from the house.

"Hey, I don't see KS! Nope, nope, don't see her at all." Det informs everyone importantly.

"Of course you don't," Stardoe tells her, walking up to Kande and putting the point of the umbrella to her throat. "She would never run such a shabby operation."

"She most certainly would," Kande exclaims hotly around the umbrella point. Except it comes out sounding more like "See mos suttenee wood."

"Silence, thief!" the Mayor thunders, gliding in after the rest of the gang. "Oh my God, look at this desecration."

"I think we caught her before she destroyed much," CW says, glancing around.

"I was speaking of the decorating," the Mayor sniffs, pointing to the Flintstone mural against one wall. She walks up to Kande and pulls off her black mask. Everyone gasps when they recognize her. "Kande, what were you thinking?"

"KS killed her! KS killed your neighbor!"

The Mayor gives her a silencing look. "Of course she did. Nobody disses me and gets away with it. Besides, we all saw the body in KS's trashcan this morning."

Kande's mouth opens and closes. "But she said we needed to destroy the evidence."

The Mayor laughs. "The evidence of this bad taste! She knew it would offend my sensitive psyche." But then the Mayor frowns. "But stapling yourself to the wall. Honestly, I have to fine you for all the damage. You're going to have to repair the drywall and paint this. And while you're at it," she gestures toward the door which is barely hanging from the hinges thanks to the gang bursting through it, "hang a new door."

"But the last door I hung took me three days to do!" Kande whines. "Plus, I could hardly staple myself to this wall, they did it."

CW sidles up and puts the stapler in Kande's hand. "Nuh uh, Kande did it all herself."

"Whatever. Kande, you're fined up the ying-yang. Now, where's your sister?"

Det is standing by the window. "Looks like she's hanging out with pirates." The gang rushes over to look.

"Ooh!" CW squeals. "She's getting naughty with Captain Jack Sparrow!"

IG excitedly speaks up. "She told me he wanted her to be a wench, but you know KS has control issues. They compromised and she's playing a pirate wench."

"But what about JD?"

"Oh, he muttered something about KS being too much woman for just one man. He's OK with it," CW informs whoever had just spoken up on JD's behalf.

"Your sister. She's a treasure. Get it? And we all know how pirates love their treasure," the Mayor beams at Kande and not-so-gently taps her on the cheek. "Get down from there and clean up this mess."

"Ooh," Kande mutters between gritted teeth as she pulls out staples with her ears. "I'm so glad that speedo turned into granny underpants."

The Mayor sighs. "Honestly, Kande, sometimes it's like you're speaking in code.

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