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Date Posted: 10:21:32 07/17/06 Mon
Author: kande, continuing the story
Subject: Kande pulls out the instructions for installing the door.

She flips through the pages. "Spanish...French...Italian. Even Farsi. But where are the English instructions?" Kande goes through again more carefully, then once more with frenzied concern. "Nooooooo!" she wails.

Hearing a snarky sound behind her, Kande turns to see Bubba holding a piece of paper.

Kande smiles sweetly at her beloved bartender. "Bubba. My dear friend." Bubba tenses up, having never heard Kande speak to him like this before. "That wouldn't be the instructions in English, now, would it?"

More nervous than ever, Bubba pops the instructions into his mouth and starts chewing. Kande jumps on him and tries the Heimlich. Bubba coughs up the paper, which tumbles out the door and is blown away by the wind. Kande rushes after it. She sees it go under the rosebushes. "Crap. Not again." Crawling on her hands and knees, she goes into the bushes. Bubba takes this opportunity to make a run for it, and takes off for the klub.

Kande hears voices behind her.

"This is the place. The location is perfect, although this house has got to go." Kande recognizes CW's voice.

"You're absolutely correct." The mayor! "It'll be nice to have you as a neighbor instead of that freakazoid."

"True. I mean, KS is clearly a sicko, but she did us all a favor getting rid of that creep. So when can I tear down junk heap?"

"Oh, wait until Kande is finished remodeling. I know this isn't something I normally do, but I feel like I owe KS a huge favor. This is what she wanted." The mayor shrugs.

"Ha ha! I know I wouldn't want to cross KS right now!" CW chuckles.

Kande waits until the two walk away, then emerges from the underbrush. A thorn is stuck in her ear. "OOooo...when I get my hands on KS, I'll..." Kande suddenly stops. "Wait a second. I know what I'll do! Ha ha ha!" Kande runs off, rubbing her hands together, to collect the things she'll need to get even with her sister.

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