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Date Posted: 20:00:56 12/08/08 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Say...who do we know who knows any Noromos?
In reply to: kenamom - 's message, "First we must form a coalition....." on 21:05:01 12/04/08 Thu

"Ooh, ooh, I know, I know!" IG starts jumping up and down with her hand in the air.

The Mayor looks around to see if anyone else is offering to jump in, but they're too busy watching Kande chase a opossum around the kitchen. "OK IG, who do you know?"

IG slumps onto a bar chair. "I just wanted to raise my hand. Noromos are extinct."

"Excuse me?" KS shoots the opossum and slings it by its tail into a steaming pot of water on the stove. She then stomps back into the Klub. "Noromos are NOT extinct. My sister and I are Noromos." She glances into the kitchen to see Kande batting at the opossum's bobbing head with a large slotted spoon. She sighs. "Well, I'm a noromo. Kande's...something."

"I'm a vegetarian, you Morono!" Kande screeches from the kitchen.

"You're cooking for the tourists!" the Mayor yells back at her. "Let Stardoe cook that opossum. You come out here and start decorating."

Kande slumps back into the Klub and glares at her sister, who glares back and makes a fist and leans towards Kande, who immediately jumps back and hides behind the Mayor.
Fortunately for the sister's pocketbooks, Bubba appears at the moment with a freshly cut tree and a box full of ornaments. The Mayor kicks into bossy high gear.

"Kande and IG, decorate the tree. Rabid, you start decorating the rest of the Klub. Stardoe is in charge of the kitchen with Bubba's help, and KS will come with me."

"Where are you going?" the rest of the crew asks.

"We're going to strongarm some Noromos."

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Replies:

What?! -- Kande's Sis, 07:14:13 12/19/08 Fri
- The gang heads outside and starts to walk towards the Mayors office -- kenamom, 06:27:16 12/22/08 Mon
  - A large SHOE, now show.... (NT) -- kenamom, typing in the dark on her sons computer!, 06:28:16 12/22/08 Mon
    - It's a boot -- Kande's Sis, 09:17:18 12/22/08 Mon
      - "Of course not!" snaps the Mayor -- Kande's Sis, 07:26:45 12/23/08 Tue
        "Can we please go inside now?" Kande asks, shivering. -- kande, 07:54:11 12/23/08 Tue