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Date Posted: 07:50:17 12/29/04 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: My Barby! moans Stardoe
In reply to: CW 's message, "Flying out of the door" on 18:19:47 12/28/04 Tue

The gang rushes to the back of Stardoe's house. They gasp in horror at what they find. There is no sign of KS, and Bubba is standing in front of what is left of the Barby, his face smeared with fur and barbecue sauce.

"Holy Cat Hair!" Kande groans. "I've created a monster!"

The Mayor rushes over to Bubba and starts shaking him. "What. Have. You. Done. With. KS?"

Bubba just looks at her blankly. He and KS had been getting along famously while getting the Barby ready, suddenly there was an explosion, and then he can't remember a thing. He looks down at his bloated stomach. Ooh. Did he eat the whole thing?

The gang follow his eyes down to his stomach. Kande turns and starts retching. Stardoe only has eyes for her Barby. The Lt. Colonel is down on his knees looking for clues to the fate of KS. IG has already whipped out the pencil from behind her ear and is writing a saga for KS. Rabid is licking her incisors and sniffing around for a whiff of blood. Only the Mayor manages to maintain her calm.

"How can you stay calm at a time like this?" Kande sobs.

The Mayor smooths her face. "I don't want wrinkles," she sniffs.

Jon stands up from where he was crawling. The knees of his pants are stained with mud and sauce and another unidentified substance. He is holding a slipper in one hand. He looks grimly at the gathered Shippervillians. "I'm afraid we may have lost her."

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