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Date Posted: 08:05:48 01/02/05 Sun
Author: kenamom-continuing the storyline.
Subject: 'Oh please.....KS is never "lost'.......'

"she just doesn't want to be found" The Mayor speaks in a calm reasonable tone.

"WHAT ABOUT MY SISTER......BUBBA ATE MY SISTER.....WHO WILL CLEAN THE BAR NOW....." kande screams before falling to the floor in sobs.

Bubba trys to clean himself up. Needing a towel he expertly whips the table cloth out from under the dishes on the elaboratly set picnic table Stardoe had set up. Not a single crystal glass falls. He begins to wipe his face and then he scratches his belly with a very satisfied look on his face.

Stardoe meanwhile is searching through the remaining fire-hot peices, muttering under her breath..."where is it....it MUST be here"

Kenamom, ignoring Bubba and kande turns her attention to IG, who is writing furiously in her notepad. She had a tense, hard look on her face.

"Carefull IG, you will be a wrinkled mess if you don't sit up straight and loosen those face muscles"

"Mayor, I think I know where KS is!"

"BUBBA ATE HER" kande screams through her pathetic sobs.

Bubba stops scratching his belly long enough to stick out his purple tongue at kande.

"No, she is alive" Stardoe stops what she is doing and stares at Bubba. "You ate 50 kilo's of SHRIMP...you ate our News years day feast!"

Bubba belches then pats his lips. Noticing that no one is coming to his rescue he finds himself under the wrath of stardoe, not a good place to be. He begins to shake.

Jon, still searching for clues yells 'AH HA!'. He stands holding up some torn wrapping paper. "She is alive, she was able to find this gift for her and unwrapped it before she left."

kande stands and wipes her snotty nose on her sleeve. "...a gift for my sister....is there one for me?"

IG reads the tag. "It was from you Mayor, what did you give her?"

Smiling KM states, "well if she wasn't a crazy cat lady before she will be now. I gave her a cat hat. It has magical powers over cats, as the yarn was pulled through a field of catnip before being stitched up."

kande stops searching for a gift with her name on it "did you get me the same Mayor?"

"THE ANSWERS WE SEEK ARE IN SEASON ONE!" IG yells out. Everyone stops and stares, IG never yells. She has a wild look in her eyes and she speaks loudly and authoritively, something else she has never done before. The Mayor raises her eyebrows.

"The hat...the nip.....I feel something, I know it. I have the Mulder ESP you know...thats what makes me such a good writer. I have this amazing ability to get into a persons head, and profile them to make educated judgement......."

"IG....get on with it?" the mayor interupts.

'Yes...of course, we will find KS. She is alive and being cared for by thousands of homeless cats. To find her we must return to our roots." IG takes a dramatic pause then lowers her voice, "the answers are is season one"

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Last sentence should read...'the answers are IN season one' (NT) -- kenamom, who shouldn't post when she is slurping wine., 10:14:26 01/03/05 Mon
KS looks at Clark and JD -- Kande's Sis, 06:13:39 01/11/05 Tue