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Date Posted: 03:01:38 06/01/05 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: Bubba waddles along the streets of Shipperville looking for Mr. Monkey.
In reply to: Kande's Sis counts out loud 's message, "One little kittie, two little kitties, three little..." on 09:41:02 05/30/05 Mon

He tries to look nonchalant by whistling a tune, but stops when windows begin shattering. He stops suddenly in front of a newspaper stand. Keeping his eyes on the headline, his face turns a peculiar shade of orange and steam literally comes out of his ears.

Forgetting all about Mr. Monkey, Bubba turns and hurries back to the klub. He must send a message to his elders on OkTvkoq1$. Hoo-boy, is Bobby Joe going to be mad that someone else has claimed to be Deep Throat!

Meanwhile, back at the pizza parlor, the patrons are surreptitiously removing cat hairs from their pizzas and tossing them under the tables. Unbeknownst to Kande and KS, who are squabbling over the best way to count the cats, Mr. Monkey is scurrying around, gathering up the hairs and stuffing them under his fez.

"...I'm telling you, we're missing a cat!" exclaims an exasperated KS.

"And I'm telling you, you missed one!" Kande wittily retorts.

"Ladies," the mayor says in her calmest voice. "So what if a kitty is missing? There are still 1,826 cats running around here. I think we have enough cat hairs to open franchises all over North America."

"That's not the point," interjects Stardoe. "If Bubba took one of those kittens, who knows what he'll do! I don't think that's a chance we can take."

"Check, please!" chokes CW, who is quite certain she has a hairball.

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The Staff at the Crazy Cat Lady Pizza works scurry around -- kenamom, 15:03:21 06/06/05 Mon
- Happy Birthday to you!!!!! -- Kande's Sis warbles, 21:22:04 06/26/05 Sun
  - and soon others followed -- CW finally on summer break!, 17:57:49 06/27/05 Mon