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Date Posted: 09:41:02 05/30/05 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis counts out loud
Subject: One little kittie, two little kitties, three little...
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "Bubba lets out a loud piercing scream" on 15:42:54 05/27/05 Fri

"Where do you want this vat of purple tomato sauce, KS?" JD staggers past holding a large cauldron in his arms.

"Rats! You made me lose count," KS scowls at him, then points to the stove. "Put it over there." Hands on hips, she surveys the mayhem in the pizza parlor. The Mayor is holding court over in the corner, as Shippervillians file past to compliment her on her cat lady pizza idea. KS watches as a couple of people pick cat hair out of their pizza and then surreptitiously wipe their hands on the napkins in their laps. She walks over to the table.

"You're supposed to eat that."

CW looks at her nervously and adjusts her spectacles. "Eat what?" she asks innocently.

"I saw you pick out the cat hairs." KS frowns at her and crosses her arms. CW looks helplessly at Kande who is sitting across from her.

"Make her." Kande sticks her tongue out at her sister. "I dare ya, ya big bully." She draws out a sock monkey from under her bike vest. "Just try it and Mr. Frank N. Monkey here will scramble your brains!"

KS looks sceptically at the monkey. One of the monkeys arms is attached where its ear should be, while the other one is coming out of its belly button. The expression embroidered on its face could only be described as insane. "You made that yourself, didn't you?"

Kande looks fondly at the monkey. "Actually, I found it in Bubba's quarters. I think he was making it for me," her face darkens briefly, "to make up for cutting that window out of the wall!"

Meanwhile...back in his quarters, Bubba draws a little tabby kitten out of the pocket of his overalls. The tabby hisses at him, scratches his arm, and darts under the bed. "Ooh," Bubba thinks to himself, "you'll pay for that. Won't she Mr. Monkey?" He glances at his dresser and his mouth drops open when he sees the blank space. "Mr. Monkey?"

Bubba puts his face in his hands. He knew he shouldn't have put that rat brain in Mr. Monkey. God only knows where he's taken himself off to now!

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