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Date Posted: 06:39:58 09/14/05 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis glaring at her Sis
Subject: I'm so sure you're going to blame that on me!
In reply to: kande 's message, ""My toe! My toe!" screeches kande." on 02:56:00 09/14/05 Wed

"Tell them how you really got that," KS demands clutching her new Italian key chain in her fist. A small crunch is heard. KS sighs and ungrips her fingers and looks at her palm where the keychain resides in a million tiny pieces. She dusts off her hands and resumes glaring at her sister.

Kande gulps. The crowd looks at her expectantly. "Well, while I was in Italy..." she begins.

IG raises her hand. "Oh, oh,oh, I know! A bird flew into your face and you crashed your bike!"

"Well, no, but funny enough that did happen to a guy in the tour group."

CW jumps in. "I bet you broke your toe when you swerved to miss a bale of hay that fell off the back of the truck."

"Er...no, that was someone else."

"You slid on gravel on your bike, got twelve stitches in your leg and a broken toe?" The Mayor chimes in helpfully.

Kande sighs. "Also someone else."

Rabid looks superior. "I bet she broke her toe when she was cooking. You know how heavy her pasta can be."

Kande glares at her. "I've since learned the secret is extra-virgin olive oil. EXTRA VIRGIN. But no, that's not how I broke my toe."

KS looks menacing. "Tell them how you did it."

Kande sighs. "I wasn't paying attention and jammed it into my suitcase."

The crowd laughs. "What a preposterous story! Tell us how you really broke your toe!"

Stardoe breaks in. "I just did an x-ray with Det's super vision. It's not really broken."

Kande frowns. "It feels broken. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

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Your story has as many holes as your socks -- kenamom, 13:42:09 09/16/05 Fri