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Date Posted: 13:42:09 09/16/05 Fri
Author: kenamom
Subject: Your story has as many holes as your socks
In reply to: Kande's Sis glaring at her Sis 's message, "I'm so sure you're going to blame that on me!" on 06:39:58 09/14/05 Wed

and it smells twice as bad.

As usual the common townsfolk quiet down and part for the regal mayor to gracefully walks to the centre of the room. Kande and KS break apart and stand, torn and ragged, to pay homage to their intellectual superior (hehehehehe - feeling a little egocentric today!). Once she arrives at the front of the room she holds up a thick stack of papers.

"In my hands I have a recap of the expenses being claimed on the Shipperville Medical Insurance Plan and I am outraged." The mayor pauses as the crowd gasps. "For example - someone claimed a facial was required for severe skin mishaps....oh wait, that was me, okay, heres one - a pedicure to repair damage done during our last free for all at the klub...no wait, that one was mine too....."

kande, who is wabbling back and forth on one leg, the other one being held up a strong crutch, lets out a loud giggle. The Mayor would have done something right away but the giggle was in italian and while the mayor is well versed in many intergalactic languages, she is not familiar with earthly ones. SO she continues, papers flying around she desperatly looks for a claim made by someone else.

"FOUND IT.....KS, false eyebrows painted on due to hers being lost in an explosion" the crowd gasps. KS slaps herself on the forehead, trying to cover the thin ink lines drawn above her eyes. "KS - while we do appreciate the firework shows, they are on your own dime, as with any damage caused by them."

"But mayor, those explosives were used to help you escape from the minor monstors who held you for ransom last month. Remember, Salesman Dave and his box of cat treats that contained the drugs...."

"ENOUGH" the mayor cuts her short, "your own pocket okay. Furthermore, any injury caused out of the country are not covered. Nor are simple didget broken bones. If you want to be covered under our more than generous plan, you MUST BREAK THE WHOLE FOOT OR HAND....a toe or finger is not enough!"

With that Bubba takes his cue and grabs the crutch that was holding kande up. As she falls to the ground she grabs KS and they resume rolling around the floor. The Mayor, finished her speech steps down.

"great speech mayor, as always" CW says, glad the mayor didn't find the claim for fingertip reinforcements. Those knitting needle tips can be terribly sharp. Realizing a little sucking up might be in order, "can I buy you lunch?"

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