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Date Posted: 21:26:06 02/22/06 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis - I feel good!
Subject: Back under the knife you go! Stardoe says gleefully
In reply to: Kande's Sis alias The Claw 's message, "This is what you called me here for? Kande says sceptically" on 19:48:52 02/21/06 Tue

"When I give the signal, Mayor, put some of that drug in her IV," Stardoe says, holding her hands in the air while Kande struggles to put on her latex gloves. KS glares at the three of them from the hospital bed where they've strapped her down.

"I want to keep my claw!" she screeches.

"Nope, you'll get gangrene," Stardoe shakes her head and holds up a long hypodermic. "Now, Mayor."

"This will make you a little bit sleepy," the Mayor says hopefully as KS starts tossing herself from side to side on the bed.

Five seconds later..."Woo hoo! I feel good!" KS crows. "I like you, Mayor. I think I like you better than Stardoe."

"Hey!" Stardoe turns and brandishes a scalpel. KS giggles.

The Mayor rolls her eyes. "Whatever."

The next thing KS knows, she is being attended to by someone with a small goatee.

"Hey! You grew a beard!"

The man giggles. "You thought I was Stardoe?"

"Woo Hoo! I feel good! You mean you're not?"

The man minces over and sits on a chair next to KS in her hospital bed. "Hell, no. I'm the Devil."

"You mean I died?" KS pales. "I don't feel so good. I think I'm going to barf."

The man jumps away from the bed. "Minions! Minions! On the double!"

Meanwhile, behind a hospital curtain, the gang is doubled over in stitches.

"That's great, Stardoe! She thought you had a beard!" Kande snickers and slaps her knee.

Stardoe frowns. "That's not what's funny, doofus. KS thinks she died and went to Hell. Serves her right for all the things she's done around here."

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