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Date Posted: 18:59:00 03/26/02 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis interpreting for Bubba
Subject: Lonely alien writing to lonely woman
In reply to: Kylie 's message, "Lonely Woman Looking for Lonely Man to share friendship and good times with." on 02:37:37 03/25/02 Mon

Dear Lonely Human Woman:

I am writing in response to your recent ad #24567. I am a s/g/a who loves fine dining, is a chef in a restaurant, is a good mixer, can throw a delightful party, and has dishwater soft hands. Loves to go out and throw rocks at creatures who look like siamese cats in the hopes of capturing them for dinner. Also have painfully lonely nights because my boss makes me sleep on the floor. Would love to share your bed. Have the means to travel world-wide. Have the means to travel universe-wide. Will settle for deviant sex. Write me in care of Kande's Klub, Shipperville.

Hoping to hear from you soon, Bubba

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Re: Lonely man Looking for Lonely woman to share friendship and good times with. -- Peter, 02:37:23 03/06/05 Sun