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Date Posted: 19:15:27 07/12/04 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: I know! Kande beams at him
In reply to: CW 's message, "Smiling, he replied" on 18:26:12 07/12/04 Mon

"It's the butt crack when you leaned over! You're a plumber, right?" Kande cackles to herself and then glances at her watch before the man can reply. "Oops! Time to catch a plane." Kande lopes into her bedroom and hefts her suitcase onto its wheels and races out the door, shouting for Shipperville's only taxi. CW and the man watch her go.

"We'd better stick around," CW tsks while shaking her head. "I just don't trust the Dancin' Dana's and Red Speedo Revue to run the Klub correctly. Just look at them!" Since Kande's speedy exit, the dancers have quit dancing and are taking a smoke break. Several of them lounge around on the edge of the stage, flirting with the customers and stuffing their mouths with beer nuts. "Where's that Bubba?"

The man rubs his bald head and tugs on his exceptionally long earlobes. His rubbery lips purse and his eyes gleam expectantly as he gazes at CW. "I don't know, Sweetums," he tells CW as he takes her hand and brings it to his lips. "But I know where I'd like to take you." He leers at her.

CW suddenly notices the large pores on his nose and the hair he missed one one side of his face when he shaved this morning. She takes in the greenish-yellow leisure suit and white shoes with the black socks. For Pete's sake, he has egg spots on the tie that only comes halfway down his protruding belly. "Who are you?" CW asks suddenly and frowns. "You don't look like the person this thread originally started with. I detect KS's hand in this!"

While CW is wondering who she's keeping company with, Bubba and KS are seeing Kande off at the airport. They both wave as the little prop plane heads off for Heathrow Airport in London.

"I bet you anything she comes back with a Scottish burr in her voice when she returns," KS informs Bubba, thinking of Kande's whirlwind plans to visit Scotland and London. Bubba visualizes Kande's hairy knees in a kilt and groans. "What's the matter, Little Fella?" KS asks in a concerned voice. "Miss your boss already?"

Bubba glares at her. Will she make those cookies already? He must have them before Kande returns and scarfs the batch.

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