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Date Posted: 23:07:19 12/20/03 Sat
Author: KM, watching it all on her top secret camera
Subject: Another loud bang is heard at the door.
In reply to: Kande's Sis declared to Scully99 's message, "He's mine!" on 18:41:18 12/20/03 Sat

Scully99 clutches her hand over her chest dramatically as Bubba bursts in the room. Still glowing with tinsel and brightly flashing red and white lights he heads for JD's hot chocolate and pours himself a double shot. After he drinks it down in one gulp he gasps loudly then shakes his head at KS.

KS looks pitifully at the little alien then turns back to S-99 (Scully99). "Not to worry dear, no one eats her cranberry bread anyway."

KS takes S-99's hand and guides her gently into a small tastefully decorated room off the kitchen. KS sits S-99 at a simply quant little bistro set. As she then chooses a bottle of fine imported Root Bear from the well stocked shelves she begins to speak.

"My dear newbee S-99. You must understand Shipperville for what it is. We are a unique and rare community of artistic and creative individuals. Our problem is that the rest of the world cannot understand our gifts and how they can bring peace and the greater good for our global community."

She pauses for effect as she pours two frosted mugs with the delicate dark liquid, topping it with a perfect dollup of tan foam.

"I...I....I don't understand what is going on here.....where am I.....why do I feel I am in a different universe, yet still living my life?" S-99 stutters.

KS pats her hands and smiles, "because you are dear. We Shippervillians are not what we seem, to steal a line from Season One. While we may be nasty and mean spirited here, we also have a real life. Where we continue on our existance. We have families and careers and do all the right things. I have a wonderful life at home. And all those things I joke about doing in RL but would never do, because of serious altercations. But here in Shipperville we can do what ever we want, to anyone, for any reason."

"THATS TERRIBLE.....don't you like these people. Thats your sister.......doesn't anyone get hurt?"

"Silly girl.....since this is an alternate reality, we don't hurt." KS squints her eyes as a look of confusion covers S-99's face.

"Ever watch Roger Rabbit? The same theory that applies to us as it did to ToonTown. See, watch this" KS picks up a large hammer and walks out to the garden. She hits kande hard over the head.

"Wold you stop screwing around and help me pick these cranberries....and why are they pussing?" kande mutters to her sister, waving one hand in the air like she was waving away a misquito.

"See...nothing" KS shrugs her shoulders.

"Why did you have to hit your sister, why didn't you just hit yourself then?" S-99 blurts out.

"Where would the fun be in that"

S-99 colapses to the floor....she begins to sob...."what is this place.....why am I here....why are you telling me all this?"

Sitting down beside her KS tells her earnestly, "because you are one of us"

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Noooooo! Scully99 wails -- Kande's Sis, 08:47:30 12/21/03 Sun