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Date Posted: 22:00:51 09/16/02 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Bubba overcomes his despair and throws himself bodily...
In reply to: kande 's message, "A clump of CW's hair is thrown by an unseen hand." on 13:19:26 09/16/02 Mon

...into the building behind Cutie. Much thrashing and wailing can be heard while the rest of the Shippervillians wait outside with ashen faces. Except for KS and PFC 2, of course. They are standing outside examining their nails and whistling tunelessly until the noise stops. KS looks at PFC 2.

"Ready?" she asks. PFC 2 nods slightly and the two slip behind the door.

"NOW what are they doing?" Det inquires loudly. Not wanting to look stupid, most people acquire a look of great concentration and intelligence, but none answer her.

CW stands to the side, starting to braid a small section of hair, ignoring the drama that is occuring in the hastily-thrown-up shack. "That rogaine is amazing stuff!" she tells anyone who will listen. "My hair is now long enough to braid in one spot." She still hasn't realized that the hair she is braiding is on the back of her right shoulder, and not her head as she assumes.

Suddenly, KS and PFC 2 stagger from the shack, holding onto the small dwarf hamster. "Run for your lives!" KS shrieks, streaking past Kande, KM, Det, and CW. PFC 2 follows fast on her heels, although she does stop just long enough to karate chop Kande on the knee. They leave the door open behind them, hanging from one hinge. As one, the group moves forward and gasps in horror at what they see.

The shack is covered in wall-to-wall slugs. What they had assumed was Nikki talking to them was actually slugs moving her jaw and acting as puppeteers. A pre-recorded message from Nikki, apparently taped shortly after her pet slug broke free of it's glass jar, is still running. Rabid lies on the floor in a dead faint, probably from the shock of seeing her progeny mate like the slugs they are.

Kande limps to the doorway. "But where's Bubba?"

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