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Date Posted: 13:19:26 09/16/02 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: A clump of CW's hair is thrown by an unseen hand.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "The crowd moves to the periwinkle bush" on 21:58:36 09/13/02 Fri

Kande, who knows the truth, hides behind Kenamom. CW staggers around the corner, holding her bald spot.

"Rogaine!" she gasps.

Stardoe draws a small bottle from her pouch and pours a generous amount onto CW's head. Soon, new hair is sprouting from the spot. Alas, some of the mixture spilled onto CW's back. The Shippervillians nudge each other and point. Snickers are heard from the rear of the crowd.

"What? What are you laughing at?" CW frantically searches her knitting bag for a mirror. She pulls one out and looks at her new hair. "So it's not gray like the rest of my hair. I think it makes me look distinguished." CW sniffs, then pulls out her knitting needles to work on a jaunty beret.

Meanwhile, KS and PFC 2 edge closer to the building. KS nods and PFC 2 squats down and opens something. The two quickly back away from the building.

"What did they do?" Detoured whispers to anyone who will answer. No one does.

Soon, screaming is heard from inside the building. "EEEEEEEEK! A rodent! A rodent!"

"Cutie," PFC 2 says.

Bubba makes a strangled sound, then buries his face in his hands. Pumpkin-orange tears are soon trickling down his face. Kenamom looks at Bubba, then looks at the crowd. Everyone shrugs in unison.

"Wait! Did she say 'Cutie'?" Kande asks.

"That's what it sounded like," reports KM.

"Oh no! Cutie is...is...." Kande stammers.

"Cutie is what?"

"Cutie is a....HAMSTER!" Kande goes pale.

"Oh my god! The horror! The horror!" KM cries as she tallies the 'illegal release of hamster' fine.

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Bubba overcomes his despair and throws himself bodily... -- Kande's Sis, 22:00:51 09/16/02 Mon