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Date Posted: 10:10:56 11/14/02 Thu
Author: kenamom, Dutiful Mayor of Shipperville
Subject: Dear Editor.....
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Dear Editor" on 06:16:45 11/14/02 Thu

Could you please place the following two ad's in your next addition under Help Wanted.

Crime Scene Investigator required on contract basis to aid local police department on series of suspicious rodent deaths. The successful candidate will have a full background in forensic science and not be squeemish about having to retrieve bloody evidence from angry cats. Remuneration will be satisfation of working with other like minded professionals, of a job well done and very little pay with no benefits.

Send your resume with *ahem* other qualifications attached (in small unmarked bills) to Mayor Kenamom, City Hall.

Second ad,

Wanted licenced exterminator, call 555-kill.

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