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Date Posted: 07:18:01 09/17/02 Tue
Author: CW
Subject: "Quick everybody" (continuing from below)

said CW, hair all braided nice and tight "if Stardoe can rope Nikki like she did before, we can drag her to the door. I have a secret weapon for these little slugg-brats!"

Stardoe unfurled her trusty riata and with a couple of practice swings, let it fly. As the rope moved in slow motion to it's target, the crowd held it's collective breath, hoping that the rope would fly a little faster.

"It needs to move slowly so the sluggos cannot see it" explained the talented sheriff, feeling quite sheepish at her lousy aim with the Rogaine.

As the rope finally settled on it's target, the now blue-in-the-face crowd exhaled in unison with a loud gasp. Hearing the noise, the sluggos looked at the crowd just long enough for the sheriff to give her trusy rope one sharp tug. Nikki came flying through the door as if she had been shot out of a cannon.

"Fore" screamed CW, forgetting where she was at the moment. "Oops--flying objects always bring out that warning--too many years of playing banana-slicing golf" she muttered to herself.

As Nikki flew out the door, the gathered crowed collectively (now there's that word again--there must be something going on here behind the scenes and the plot thickens) reached out their hands and caught her in midair. "Oofda, this girl's heavy muttered a voice from somewhere in the pile of bodies."

"Quick--what's the secret weapon?" asked KM as she brushed the dirt off her backside. "Let's get this thing taken care of while I add up the fine for running a sluggo farm within the Shipperville city limits. At $50.00 a slimy head that adds up to . . . a LOT!"

"Let's burn them out" suggested Kande.

"No--evidence cannot be destroyed" said Stardoe as she took picture after picture for her secret website. "Nobody will believe us unless we can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that these things exist!"

"The secret weapon is in this roll of copper" explained CW. "They don't like to crawl across it because it makes some sort of an electric connection and they get jolted good." Unrolling the 10" wide roll of thin copper metal, the crowd put it around the entire shed and soldered the ends together. "It won't hurt any of us unless . . .

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Replies:

"...unless what?" Detoured inquires. -- kande, 12:21:26 09/17/02 Tue
- Stardoe whirls to face PFC 2 -- Kande's Sis, 06:31:00 09/18/02 Wed
  - Wondering were we really are..... -- kenamom, returning from moving/Mid-term hell., 21:55:37 10/15/02 Tue
    - That's supposed to be "Wondering WHERE we really are" (NT) -- KM, glad she is a History Major and not an English Major., 07:29:48 10/16/02 Wed
    - KS scowls at the Mayor -- Kande's Sis, scrunching up her face in a scowl, 21:17:18 10/16/02 Wed
      - Kande finally digs her way out from under piles of paperwork. -- kande, 04:43:30 10/25/02 Fri
        "Er...Mayor?" -- Kande's Sis, 16:23:14 10/25/02 Fri
        Gathering herself, Kenamom begins plotting strategy. -- kande, 02:57:29 10/31/02 Thu
        KS punches at her pillow -- Kande's Sis, 06:24:59 10/31/02 Thu
        Over at KS/Melissa's Victorian Home -- kenamom, still calculating fines...., 09:04:44 10/31/02 Thu
        Melissa backs into the creature feature room -- Kande's Sis, 23:00:21 10/31/02 Thu
        Rabid snags her sweater set on a rusty nail. -- kande, 03:21:29 11/04/02 Mon
        I mean that literally. -- Kande's Sis informs them seriously., 06:53:23 11/05/02 Tue
        Meanwhile, gasping for breath, -- CW, 20:22:23 11/07/02 Thu
        This thing attacked me! Melissa sputters -- Kande's Sis, 08:31:26 11/08/02 Fri
        I'M OKAY! Det yells..... -- kenamom, returning from term paper hell, 22:05:31 11/11/02 Mon
        KS enters, holding one of her cats -- Kande's Sis, 09:04:03 11/12/02 Tue