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Date Posted: 04:32:40 08/23/02 Fri
Author: kande
Subject: "Well!" harrumphs Aunt Madge.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "As the mad rumpus winds down" on 07:52:34 08/22/02 Thu

She paces the restroom trying to think of a way to get out. She snaps her fingers. "Aha!" She quickly unravels the roll of toilet paper, "Kande's gonna hate that - hehehe," and places it in the middle of the floor. She pulls out her medical marijuana lighter and ignites the pile of paper. Once a good blaze gets going, she sits back and waits for the volunteer firefighters to arrive.

Meanwhile, at the fire station, everyone is scrambling into their firefighting outfits.

"Do these pants make my butt look big?" KS asks, frowning at her reflection in the mirror.

"They make everybody's butt look big," snaps Rabid. She climbs behind the wheel of the fire truck. "Now, who knows where the fire is?"

The group looks around and shrugs. KM, pinching the bridge of her nose, walks over to the computer screen. She squints at it until CW hands over her reading glasses. Reluctantly donning the specs, KM reads the alarm message.

"Everybody out of the truck. There's no fire."

Groans of disappointment are heard. "So what was the alarm about?" asks IG.

"The Washington Mystics are on fire!" Kande chimes in. "They swept Charlotte in the first round of the playoffs, and beat New York last night to take the lead in the eastern conference finals!" Kande is so excited she begins pogo-ing.

KS rolls her eyes. "Who cares about that?"

Kande stops jumping and glares at her sister. "Dad does. He calls me after every game."

Bubba passes out Tootsie Pops to everyone for arriving at the fire station so quickly. It's part of Kenamom's "volunteer" incentive program. Soon, slurping sounds are heard throughout the fire station. Then a crunch.

"OW!" screams Kande. Everyone looks at her. Kande sticks a finger in her mouth, poking around. When she removes it, she looks dismayed. "Oh no! I broke a tooth!" she wails.

KS rubs her hands together gleefully. "Oooo! Sounds like you need to see a dentist!" She turns to JD: "Johnny, dear, go home and get my dental equipment set up."

Kande whimpers in the corner. Pitying looks are thrown in her direction. KS helps her sister up and puts an arm around her. "Don't worry. This won't hurt much." She chuckles as she leads her sister out the door.

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