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Date Posted: 08:18:09 08/23/02 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS drags Kande through the Victorian's front door
In reply to: kande 's message, ""Well!" harrumphs Aunt Madge." on 04:32:40 08/23/02 Fri

Claw marks from Kande's hands where she tried to stop her progress can be seen clear down the street, in dirt, cement, around trees, etc. KS's neighbors are shaking their fists at the duo for raking up their lawns and uprooting their flowers. One bald guy with age spots seems particularly incensed.

"Dadgum it, KS, can't you find another way to get your dental patients to your house?" he screams at her in frustration.

"All your patients do this?" Kande asks in a quavering voice as JD holds her down in the living room.

"Had to dole out $3,000 in flowers and for reseeding lawns just this year," KS replies cheerfully, as she starts to walk down the steps towards the dungeon/torture chamber. "But don't you worry, I always charge enough to recoup any losses."

Kande gulps and closes her eyes, her tongue prodding the broken spot in her tooth. Why, it's not too bad, she tells herself silently. She jumps as she hits the nerve. I could just eat everything on one side of my mouth. Yeah, that's the ticket! She opens her eyes to inform KS of this fact and sees the electric chair opened up and ready for her. She gives a loud shriek of fear.

KS stands in front of the electric chair and frowns. "I wanted the dental chair prepared," she patiently informs JD. "I know you get a kick out of seeing their faces when they see this, but since it's my sister this time she should expect special treatment."

Upon hearing this, a wavering smile flits across Kande's face. Does KS mean special nice, or does she mean KS special which is usually horrid and painful?

"Although, you know..." KS pauses in front of the chair and looks at Kande thoughtfully. "Just one little jolt from this and you wouldn't feel any pain for quite awhile. I wouldn't even need to use anesthetic."

Kande stares at KS in horror and then she faints.

KS and JD high-five each other and then KS gleefully rubs her hands together. "Works every time and I save lots on anesthetic!"

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