"Wow! A Hamster!!!" yells Stardoe and .... -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 02:23:01 03/09/02 Sat
Author: Stardoe
Subject: "Wow! A Hamster!!!" yells Stardoe and ....
In reply to: kande 's message, ""Wait! I just realized something," kande says, looking around the waiting room." on 04:40:21 03/08/02 Fri

starts running off after the little red ball.
"Where are you going?" shouts the wretched Detoured clutching her bandaged eye as the local anesthetic begins to wear off. She staggers after the disappearing Stardoe.
"What are you doing? It's only a hamster. " she screeches as the eye socket starts to really throb. Suddenly a speed hump appears under her feet and she crashes to the ground and rolls under JD's manly, macho, compensating -for- something -small, pickup truck which is parked in the hospital car park.
"I I I'm ....uh....ok...." she moans as her one remaining eye tries to focus on the red tinted beady black eyes and twitchy little nose that have appeared in front of her. Suddenly she gets an idea. She grabs the hamster ball and crawls out from under the truck.
"Stardoe! Oh Stardoe!" she yells.
Stardoe appears and tries to snatch the hamster ball out of Detoured's hands.
"Ho no you don't. " says Det. "You can have the ball and the hamster or which ever one you want but not until you put back my eye."

Stardoe [who has only ever seen hamsters once before in her life, many years ago in Harrods pet department] can't take her eyes off the cute furry little creature running up the sides of the ball wondering why it won't roll. Detoured starts to back into the hospital doorway and into the lift. Stardoe follows her, her pet fettish really taking over the usually down to earth and annoyingly sane Doctor of Aliens and Sheriff of Shipperville.

"Come on. Come on Dr Doolittle. Come and fix my eye and you can commune all you want with this digusting little rodent." croons Detoured as she backs into the operating theatre.

Oh no!!!! She just had a terrible thought. Yes, she has the hamster- smitten Stardoe but she doesn't have her EYE!!!!!!
This is one time that the super hero is NOT OK!

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Ooh! For me? -- Kande's Sis screams in glee, 08:43:27 03/09/02 Sat