Kande surveys the wreck that was once her klub. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 03:45:50 01/16/02 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: Kande surveys the wreck that was once her klub.
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "Party over, kenamom sits in her office and contemplates life......." on 08:51:54 01/15/02 Tue

Broken chairs, toppled tables, red speedos on the chandelier. Sheesh. This is the last time she hosts a party!

"Bubba!" Kande summons her faithful employee. He appears by her side in an instant. Kande jumps and gives a girly scream. "Yipes! How do you do that?"

Bubba shrugs and digs his toe shyly in a pile of used cocktail napkins.

"Never mind. Here's what I need you to do today." Bubba whips out a pad and pencil, licks the tip of the pencil and anxiously awaits his orders. "First, contact the insurance company to see if we can squeeze some money out of them for repairs. Second, get the RSR in here to start cleaning up. And I want to know which ones are not wearing their speedos." Kande looks up, and Bubba's eyes follow. Bubba shakes his head. He will never understand why some of the Shippervillians go ga-ga over the Mulder look-alikes.

"...Sixth, check the supply of root beer. I think we're running low." A look of panic crosses Bubba's face. While he was pondering the Mulder attraction, he missed three tasks. Well, he'll just have to make something up.

"Tenth, and last, I want you to go by the mayor's office. As she always does after a birthday, she'll be sending out tax assessments. Make sure there isn't one for me. If there is, shred it. Capisce?" Bubba nods, even though he doesn't know what "capisce" means.

As Bubba tottles off to begin his chores, kande sits down. Giving orders is hard work, kande thinks. She yawns and stretches. As she settles back in her chair, something in the heap of rubble catches her eye. She launches herself toward it and pulls it out. "Oh no! My present to the mayor! And it's unopened!" She breaks into a sweat. "Oh, man, I am SO dead!"

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