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Date Posted: 08:51:54 01/15/02 Tue
Author: kenamom
Subject: Party over, kenamom sits in her office and contemplates life.......

She starts her day by emailing thank-you's to the many residents of Shipperville who remembered her birthday, the cards, the garden, the cake, and all the good thoughts. Made the day very special. Next she re-writes the latest tax assessments for those ingrates who forgot her birthday. Uping them 50...no 75%, "yes, that will do it" she thinks to herself as she hits the send button.

Leaning back in her chair she is contemplating a nap when a ruckus is heard out in the Shipperville square. She goes to the window and opens it to see what is going on. Down in the street she spies KS and Melisa each tugging on one of JD arms. They are standing in the entrance to Shippervilles's Savings, Loan and Tatoo parlor.

"LET HIM GO KS....I WAS HERE FIRST" Melisa screams in a angry voice.

"Not a chance, HIS NEW TATOO WILL READ, 'KS, MY ONE TRUE LOVE' " KS screams back.

"Then that would be lying, its going to read, 'MELISA FOREVER' inside a big red heart."

The two continue to scream obscenities while JD just stnads there with a somber look on his face.

"Guess I should open up shop today, what the episode was missing in plot, sure is going to make up for in the Tatoo trade" kenamom says to herself as she takes the keys off the hook and heads out the door whistling a happy tune.

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