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Date Posted: 03:33:17 02/18/02 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: "Hey! Look over there!" Rabid points to a spot behind JD.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "JD gulps as he fingers the warrant" on 06:40:09 02/13/02 Wed

As he turns to look, Rabid dashes toward the back door.

"Stop her!" screeches KS.

Just as Rabid is reaching toward the door knob, she feels something pulling on her sweater.

"Don't take another step or I'll tug."

Rabid hesitates, then takes a step. Suddenly, the bottom of her sweater begins unravelling. Rabid gives a girly scream. This is her favorite sweater set! And now it's being ruined! She wails in despair.

"Oh, hush. Now put your hands up and turn around real slow-like."

Rabid slowly raises her hands over her head and turns toward the voice. She looks right into the eyes of CW. JD scurries up and handcuffs Rabid. With a flick of her wrist, CW removes the crochet hook from Rabid's sweater. JD grabs her by the arm and drags her out the door.

"Wow, CW! How did you do that?" Kenamom grabs paper and pencil, and takes the chair next to CW. KS joins them. All three take out their implements and CW begins giving a lecture.

"It's all in the wrist. You start with the little hook thing pointing slightly inward. No," she corrects KS, "like so." She motions toward Bubba, who nods and disappears behind the bar. He returns with a mannequin wearing a sweater. "We'll start this at 3 feet, then work our way backward."

As KS and Kenamom try hooking the sweater, Detoured's shoe rings again. "Superheroes-R-Us," she says. "Uh-huh. No! Really? She didn't!" Detoured gasps. "Then she did what?!" Detoured gives a girly shriek. "Girlfriend, I can't believe she would do that!"

The klub patrons are confused by this conversation. What does it have to do with the superhero business? Detoured sees the stares and clears her throat. "Do not despair! I'll be right there!" Detoured hangs up. "Well, gotta go. Superhero business calls." She dashes toward the door and runs smack into it. She forgot it opens in, not out. "I'm ok!" She dusts herself off and runs out.

"What was that all about?" Stardoe scratches her head in wonder.

Before anyone can respond, the television begins beeping. "We interrupt this program to bring you this special news bulletin."

"I hate it when they do that!" whines kande.

"Hush!" says Kenamom, giving kande a stern look.

"...considered armed and dangerous," says the news anchor. "If you see this person, call FBI-HELP immediately. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program." The news anchor is replaced by Alice from The Brady Bunch.

"Oh my gosh!" gasps IG. "Was that who I think it was?"

"I'm afraid so. I never thought I'd have to do this." A grim-faced Kenamom motions for Bubba to bring her the special red phone. She takes a breath, then picks up the receiver. "Mrs. Peel, you're needed," she says into the phone.

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