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Date Posted: 07:02:48 02/19/02 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis says indignantly
Subject: We don't need no stinkin' Mrs. Peel
In reply to: kande 's message, ""Hey! Look over there!" Rabid points to a spot behind JD." on 03:33:17 02/18/02 Mon

"We've got me!" KS jabs a thumb at her chest, winces, and then swaggers over to KM and grabs at the phone. KM glares at her and hangs on for dear life.

"We need someone who's objective!" she hisses at KM. "Yes, Mrs. Peel, that is you. Yes, I know you're objective. I wasn't trying to offend you. No, no, wait! Don't hang up! Doggone it, KS, see what you've done?"

"Who, me?" KS says innocently.

"Yes, you," KM snarls as she quickly scribbles out a fine, tears it out of her fine book, and hands it to KS. KS wads it up as soon as KM turns her back, bounces it off her heel and over to Bubba who promptly throws it away.

"Something horrible must have happened if you had to call Mrs. Peel on the red phone," gasps Kande as the rest of the Shippervillians crowd around KM.

"Ooh...what could it be? A bombing? Nuclear threat? Mass murders?" CW hurls questions at KM as fast as she can consider them. Which isn't necessarily as fast as it may appear.

"Worse," KM tells them grimly.

"Aaaah!" Kande screams girlishly, running around aimlessly until she runs into Bubba and plops backwards onto the floor. "To the bomb shelter!"

"I can take care of whatever it is," KS boasts, gesturing at her assassin utility belt. "Just point me in the right direction. Then when I'm finished with that, we can get back to planning my birthday party. We've only got 19 days left." She rubs her palms together in feverish anticipation.

"I'm afraid that may not be possible, KS," KM sadly informs her.

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