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Subject: Burn Prevention

Author:
micah

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Date Posted: 00:05:36 05/23/01 Wed
Author Host/IP: hh1096003.direcpc.com/206.71.96.3
In reply to: micahahaha 's message, "Sleep Deprivation is true Freedom" on 23:56:04 05/22/01 Tue

Today as I sat in my sissie's car, i noticed something that had evaded my view for the past 18 years (do to the fact that I only recently received eyeballs for Christmas): there is a cigarette lighter in there. And in all my years i'd never done anything with it. So i pushed it in for a total of 2 seconds and pulled it out. I put my left index finger in it to see if it was warm. It was warm. In fact it was insanely hot. My skin immediately blistered. I was quite stunned. And now i sit here and type this with a very pained left pointer finger.

The moral of the story is that you shouldn't put your finger inside a car cigarette lighter unless you either know what you're doing OR if someone promises to give you at least 20 bucks to do it. Any other reason for doing it is unacceptable, and the moron who doesn't take my advice will be cursed to have a small burn on his or her finger or other appendage that they chose to put in there.

One more thing, just to clear this up, i am not a moron, since no one had ever warned me against this practice. however, since you've all been warned now, you will qualify yourselves as morons if you violate the no-smoking-finger code of the Micah society.

But if you like pain, go for it. really.

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