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Date Posted: 11:08:25 12/08/01 Sat
Author: Pat
Subject: Journeyful Christmas Behind the forum pt. 9

Dr. Seuss decided to let Herbie see the Today show with Steve, Neal and Jon. This time Dr. Seuss stayed in the room to see and hear face to face Herbie's reaction. Watching the show Herbie can not control himself.

HH: "Eating the @#$&* chex mix, having one to many @#$&* drinks. Socking Steve Augeri in the @#$#&* eye. Why that little @#$%*!"

DS: "Now How Herbie, please be careful of what you say. If you want to get out some day."

HH: "Mr. @#$%&* single guy. How @#$%&* dare he talk about me that @#$%&* way."

DS: "Ok Herbie. We're gonna play a little game. I'm gonna say to you a name. Say what first comes to mind and remember to be very kind."

HH: "Play a game. Great a @#$&* game. Be kind. What?! I'm @#$&* kind."

DS: "Here's a name I'm gonna say don't let anger get in the way. Gregg Rollie."

HH: "Gregg. Aaahhh Gregg. That @#$&* left the..."

DS: "Temper temper. Please beware you don't really want to be unfare."

HH: "Gregg? Piano Man."

DS: "That's much better no need to tether. Another name that's part of the game. Neal Schon."

HH: "That @#$&* dweeb. Why he @#$&* took..."

DS: "Now now please remember about your temper. Do not let words get in the way or you'll just have to stay."

HH: "Quintessential."

DS: "One more word that I will say remember to keep bad words away. Steve Perry."

HH: "Why that @#$&*. Always coming in and out of my @#$&* life. Single @#$%&* guy. More @#$*& that than..."

DS: "Herbie sit back in your chair. Your yelling taking all the air. You could not would let it be, so I would not could not set you free."

HH: "Set me free. Let me @#$&* out of here. I can't be @#$&* here."

Dr. Seuss called hospital security to take Herbie back to his room. Herbie needs more help. Dr. Seuss needs to call in the forces. Dr. Seuss decides to call in Dr. Zorba for a second opinion.

DS: "Well now tell me what you see. Tell me do you agree with me?"

DZ: "I see you don't have a diagnosis. Not sure what he's suffering from. After reading his chart I have come to the conclusion Herbie is suffering from "Perryitis" of the brain."

DS: "Is this something common and real. Common enough to help him deal?"

DZ: "It's actually quite new Dr. Seuss. It happens in both men and women."

DS: "Oh no is it so. I must tell Herbie. He must know. Is there a cure perhaps some hope that we can help him learn to cope?"

DZ: "Oh yes there is hope there is a cure. "Perryitis" is a disease of the mind. In men it causes anger. In women it causes fainting and heart palpetations."

DS: "Then tell me how to help this man. Tell me if you think we can. I need to get him to be aware to make him see and get him to care."

DZ: "Treatment. He must take 2 of these every 4 hours and smell this every 4 hours as well."

DS: "I will tell him about this stuff. I hope it won't case if fuse. What is this stuff that he must smell? I hope this smell will do him well."

DZ: "The smell is "Astor" a jasmine like smell. Oh yes doctor it will do him well."

With that Dr. Zorba leaves to see other patients. Dr. Seuss hope it works. "Perryitis" must be new. Herbie has the symptoms through and through and Dr. Zorba sure did know that Herbie had something new.

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