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Date Posted: 11:27:49 12/08/01 Sat
Author: Pat
Subject: Re: Journeyful Christmas Behind the forum pt. 10
In reply to: Pat 's message, "Journeyful Christmas Behind the forum pt. 9" on 11:08:25 12/08/01 Sat

Back in Herbie's room. Herbie is begining to grow fond of nurse Mother Goose. She was just like mom. Smacking Herbie in the head when he used bad/horrible language. Not letting Herbie have extra jello if he didn't behave during playtime. Herbie then hears the voice...

V: "Thththere yyou gggo again! Thththat lanlanlanguage. Ththose worworwords. Hhherbie shshshame on yyou."

HH: "What the @#$&* do you know? Your just a @#$&* cartoon."

V: III'm not a carcarcartoon to yyou. Ttto yyou III'm rereal. Yyou lololove me and yyou knknknow it. Sasasay it HHHerbie yyou lololove me."

HH: @#$&* this not @#$&* real. This is not @#$&* real. A nightmare. Right a @#$&* nightmare."

V: "Sasasay it HHHerbie. Yyou lololove me. YYOU LOLOLOVE ME!"

HH: "Will you @#$&* go away when I do @#$&* say it?"

V: "Mamamaybe?"

HH: "Okay you little @#$&* I @#$&* love you. @#$&* satisfied?"

V: "Nnno! Yyou diddidn't sasasay it with feefeefeeling."

HH: "That's all you @#$&* get! Now go @#$&* away!"

V: "Rereremember temtemtemper. III'm rerereal."

The voice is gone. Herbie can not believe this. First he's back at Casa. Now this. He's hearing cartoon characters. Herbie did agree with himself that Porky was his favorite. Herbie falls asleep and has the most awful dream.

In Herbie's dream Neal has a chef's hat and is talking like the Swedish chef from the Muppet show. Steve Smith is "Animal" playing the drums wildly. Ross is "Fozzy the Bear" making no sense at all. Jon is "Beaker" just peeping away at Neal. Herbie is Miss Piggy. But where is Kermit the Frog? The show can not start without Kermit. Finally Kermit shows up. Herbie, Oh I mean Miss Piggy turns to see her Kermy. When she looks at Kermit, he is none other than...STEVE PERRY!

Herbie awakes all drenched in sweat.

HH: "Miss Piggy. Beaker, Swedish talking, Fozzy the bear, Animal and Kermit the...Aaaaahhhhhh! What the @#$&*!?

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