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Date Posted: 15:57:09 09/27/01 Thu
Author: JB
Subject: test

RETURN OF JAWBONE







((Silence is upon us inside the RAW Arena...After the most Electrifying BloodZone to date featuring the Return of the Parasite as well as JAWbone to help the RAW due battle against Brian Richman, Outlaw and the IUWF....Backstage officials are preparing who’s match is next and how much of a time slot will it take....))


Sgt. Massacre ( NO OFFENSE meant toward Sgt. Slaughter...who is a backstage booker)

Let’s see now...Up next we have after the Jayson “InLaw” Gaylord promo which should last oh...about 26 seconds of scrolling and pictures...followed by a tag match between Tynenol...oops i mean Totawl and Raison Bran...versus Meshak or Abendeggo....This match should be “long” and “boring” so let’s just let them go out there and have some fun....


Booker #1- Witch
Rapunzzell....Let down your HAIR!!!!!!


Sgt. Massacre
B*tch are you deaf...This is wrestling remember...not some damn fairy tale...

Booker #1 – Witch
Rapunzzell....Let down your HAIR!!!!!


Sgt. Massacre
Security...who switch the medicine Hydro-cortizone pills again??? Where is the other booker...this one is Gone like Wolfdogg’s return...It ain’t happenning!!!!!!


((Security can be seen coming from behind a cameraman))

>
”Cameraman”
Excuse me....sir..my bad (bumps into security guard)

Security
Carry on cameraman...it’s all good. Now what seems to be the problem Sarge...?

Sgt. Massacre
Well it seems to me that we have ourselves a practical joker around here...but aw no worries...I want you though to escort this witch outta here before i rip her damn head off!!!! And get me Booker Black Pantherson (Pat Patterson)...

Security
No prob...Chief...Oink...i mean Sarge...I hate it when that happens..but anyways...I’ll take care of her..But in the meantime


Sgt. Massacre
What?


Security
why don’t you have that “cameraman” over there run for Pantherson....?


Sgt. Massacre
No prob...take her a$$ outta my sight...and get her some damn Tums!!!


((Security takes the Witch away and grab a donut off the nearby lounge table))

((As soon as the Security guard leaves...Sgt. BeenBombin takes off looking for the cameraman...When goes to the ring crew and technicians table...they are all tied up and gagged at the mouth with a skull in their mouths!!! And the Cameraman’s equipment is dropped and left all over the floor....))

Sgt. Massacre
What the f*ck is going on!!!!! Where is the cameraman!!!! Who is the cameraman???!!!!

((Soon as the Sgt. Booker yells...his eyes catches outta the corner...all he sees is....”THE WAIT IS OVER!!!!!!”))

((An image is shown on the RAWtron and the Thousands in ATTENDance in the RAW arena skies outta their seats in a huge ovation....))




((Then..after a loud explosion...))








(( As Sgt. Massacre searches for a reason for this....Bitter Sweet Symphony is played throughout the RAW Arena...Fans bursts into cheers as the anticipated return of JAWbone is finally over. JAWbone coming to the ring with the attitude of a champion and the heart of a winner...Before he goes down the ramp...He poses for the crowd by lifting his arms in the air in a state of appreciation....No lightsaber mic in hand...he hops the third rope and enters the center of the RAW ring with his logo on the mat))


((With his logo below him and the crowd behind him...JAWbone goes ringside to the announce table Sidepast El Hamberger and asking for and Emperor Joliet for the mic....))


Jawbone
Yo Emperor....Can you toss me a mic?

Emperor Joliet
Yeah man....Whatever you say....No problem man...Just as long as you don’t take my Imperial Margerine Belt....

Jawbone
Relax bud...It’s me Jawbone...not Shadojoker...I’m not the one who kicked your ass back in the FWF...Plus i’m Representing the RAW baby....


Emperor Joliet
Uh huh..kudos...You da man...Joy Estoy Muey bien, gracias Jawbone!!!

Jawbone
No spanish please.

Emperor Joliet
Si.

Jawbone
Whatever...anyway..

((Grabs mic as if it was a part of his hand...and speaks...Silence please...That means NO AIM’s during this promo!!!!!))


Jawbone
It has never felt SO GREAT...to be back especially to be here and Represent the RAW against those lame a$$ sellouts of the IUWF!!!!!


((Cheap pop coming on....))


Jawbone
The reason why i’m here is for more than several reasons of course.... First of all, it’s all about the fans and it’s all about the...R..A...W..!!!1


((crowd responds in unison "RAW...RAW...RAW... "))


Jawbone
Anyway...although i’m no longer here with my Bonefide Jawbroni Klique of Jawbroni Doe and Oscar Benjamin....I do know for the fact that i won’t be alone in this fed...And as of right now...that my new Klique will consist of the fans of RAW!!!!!


((crowd chants....”JAWbone...JAWbone...JAWbone..”))




Jawbone
As my Klique...no offense to Shawn Michaels...You will all be apart of my return match when i go head to head...to head...Against the Midnight Felon and #1 Sellout of them all...IUWF’s “Outlaw”, Jayson Gray.


((Boos are louder than Brian Richman’s outfit!!!!...extremely loud!!!!)))


Jawbone
Since everybody in...wait a second who is this mumbo jumbo...?


((Sgt. BeenBombin comes down to the ring with a box in his hand))


Jawbone
Do you have any idea what you are doing right now? You are currently taking up my airtime which i just stole courtesy of RAW entertainment...Now give me a reaso...


Sgt. Massacre
(Interrupting) Sorry Jawbone i don’t mean to disturb you in the middle of your interview but i have to give you something...


Jawbone
What might that be?


Sgt. Massacre
As i was looking for a reason why i shouldn’t have you arrested i found out small box by the technician...and it was i think to be your lightsaber mic...


Jawbone
For real?? I thought i left that mug during my stint in the new JCW (RIP..sike)...


Sgt. Massacre
No my friend...It was recovered by a member backstage and they have been keeping it for along time....but i found it and now i’m giving it back to you!!!





((Don’t hate cause you can’t use your imagination))

((Jawbone pulls out his lightsaber mic from the box...a crystal glow appears briefly then disappears....afterwards JAWbone just ignores Sarge & continues to speak))

Sgt. Massacre
Take care, Jawbone..


Jawbone
Yeah whatever....but now back to what i was saying...Well well well, Finally without interruptions...Finally the ....never mind ....Too classy...How bout this....HOLA!!!!!! Nope that only works for Parasite...Forget it...I don’t need another introduction...just because some “bookers” come out and interrupt my interview doesn’t mean i have to start all over...This is live baby....Now back to what i was saying before i started babbling....Since everybody in the IUWF wanna just run in and interfere throughout RAW matches, why don’t we all just square off in one big battle royal...You guys claim to be men...But all you guys seem to me like a bunch of “peasants”( Not referring to Para-Peasants)Let me share with you what i plan to do in my return match vs. Midnight Felon and Jayson Gray....First of all, let’s talk about Gillberger....aka Midnight Felon...More like 12 o clock Hoodlum to me....


((Crowd laughs briefly...))


Jawbone
Felon...We used to team up to form one of the ruthless stables in the old UWF2..the Trench Coat Mafia...then you suddenly leave for greener pastures and you..You know what...actually i might have you mistaken for Blade and Total....oh well...Midnight Felon...we might not exactly have had a past...All i know is the fact that you are either the Jury or the Judge....Well since i know that I’m not the Balliff, then all i can just say that is when court is in session this coming Friday on BloodZone....Your sentence is gonna be worse than defeat...it’s gonna be death itself...But before i go ahead and explain how i’m gonna do it...I’m gonna take some time with the fans and play a game of This or That?...Are you guys with me on this??

((Crowd chants “Heck Yeah!!!” (I don’t use “hell” other than a noun)


Jawbone
Ok then...lemme start with this first pic...

Do we like this pic.....




Or that pic......






(( Judging by the disgusted faces in the crowd...i say none of them....))


Jawbone
Ok that was pretty hard and mean on my part to show those “ugly a$$” pics...how bout these instead...? Well you know what let’s just forget all about Midnight Felon...cause that is what we are gonna do anyway after Bloodzone...After his match...Nobody ain’t even gonna remember him...I sure as heck ain’t...But enough bashing on him...I do give him some credit though....I don’t believe he’s a member of the IUWF so that does adds credibility to his life...He may be of good use in this invasion...So Felon...i propose this to you...If you promise to help out and DO YOUR PART doing this invasion...Then i will “try” not to give you the a$$-whoopin Cleo was talking about....Help out the RAW and earn Respect...or sellout to the IUWF and earn Shame...You be the JUDGE of that one.....


((Instant pop from the crowd as people hoist up their " RAW" signs))




JAW Bone
Yeah..that’s what i’m talking about...it’s the J to the A to the W Bone...Crushing IUWF foes’ domes with the JAWbreaker...it’s gonna break ya.....So take ya lady and rape her... don’t save her cause the next time she sees me she’s gonna screaming for ayer (air)...Sorry folks just had to represent that Jawbone is still the man who’s still Clubbin on Monday’s and Thuggin it out on Thursdays….

((Huge cheers and applause go out to JAWbone who knows how to hold a crowd...))

Jawbone
RAW fans…all who came to see JAWbone speak!!! I’m not gonna hold you guys much tonight because it’s JAWbone’s first promo back but I’m gonna to tell you guys where I’ve been….Before I talk about past glory…I want to talk about my other foe this Friday...none of than the IUWF HEAD CHEESE....the RAT...i mean...The Outlaw Jayson “Gimmick-Stealing” Gray....

((BOOS can be heard even in Afghanistan!!!))


Jawbone
You don’t have a clue for who I am do you???? I am one of the greatest Television Champions there was in the JWF and the TPF(mainly TPF)…I started out my career just as you did in the TPF…you remember my bio in the old Hall of Shame…It wasn’t a pleasant career at first..There were plenty of heartaches and pains..But when I came back..i was better than ever..Sean Cole needed help or a bodyguard to protect when he was in a wheelchair..and guess who was there to protect him…Jawbone!!! When the JWF tried to take over the TPF, who was the man behind Sean Cole’s mind with the force and abilty to help lead the takeover…It was me!!! Who was the LEADER DOING THE FIRST EVER COMPANY INVASION IN EFED HISTORY....it was me!!!! Who also was rejected a title shot when offering $2million dollars!!!!??? It was me!!


((Crowd roars as “JAW is War” signs are shown everywhere!!!))






Jawbone
Sadly though I never had the opportunity to rise to a higher belt because of a dark figure by the name of Shadojoker!!!! But we aren’t going to get into are we...After all, when we became Faces of Death....The Second Greatest Tag Team to fight only one match...But i give you my word that you haven’t seen the last of them....

((Crowd oohs as somebody started a “Bring Back Shadojoker” chant))

Jawbone
Now back to you Outlaw…Occasionlly during my past stints you ran in with his sledgehammer and busted open my head than…he grabbed another one from underneath the ring and nearly paralized me!!!

((Now the boos come alive!!!))

Jawbone
Yes…It’s true but last Friday on Bloodzone…It made the wait supreme when Mr. Anderson called me up and asked me personally to take out the Head “honcho” or the one of the men that has been a thorn in my side....The Outlaw...Although we have never faced before...Our Paths have crossed numerous times backstage and in battle royals and such...But now in this very ring...Alone..sorta..with Gillberg...i mean with Midnight Felon... We will see what it means to wait for pain...and to wait for pleasure....When we meet you will feel the wrath of Jawbone, you will feel the pain that thousand of lost souls and jawbronies feel.



((JAW is RAW chants begin again!!!!!!))

Jawbone
Hold up….I’m not done...This message still goes out to Jayson Gray and the wrestlers of the IUWF.... unless we come to a treaty....which is HIGHLY unlikely.... Brian Richman...Outlaw...X-con....You will have no choice but to watch your men slaughtered like the millions of Philestines by Samson whom which he killed with the "jawbone of a calf"(read the Bible no joke). Outlaw, i'm glad you beat me down and tried to put me out because it made me grow even stronger. At first you call me out for Beating down “X-CON”?....I didn’t take “PLEASURE” in beating down a Drunken WRESTLER!!...I TOOK pleasure in beating down a man who talked his sh*t for an ENTIRE WEEK....and when it came down to the match...He was soo damn NERVOUS that he tried to WASH all his FEARS away with Alcohol...But that didn’t happen because he STILL GOT HIS ASS BEAT....Something like that just reminds me...Maybe i should get an endorsement with Budweiser...Call it the “FEAR BEER Pour Homme”...That’s right...Felon and Outlaw..i encourage you both mainly you Outlaw....OUTLAW you better be the first one on the list to get some yourself....Cause your definitely gonna need it...You might be Three time World champion… But you ain’t the best technical wrestler...Hardcore Brawler...and POUND FOR POUND THE Best Guaran-DAMN-TEED UNDeFEATED television CHAMPION in the history of the JWF, TPF, UWF2...I know didn’t i have to lose the belt...IT’s call taking a leave of absense (OOC: OR Switching over to Shadojoker)...So when you wanna think of winning you are TALKING TO HIM....I’ve won Gold besides the TV belt...But let’s not compare...because you have wrestled more than i have...But you don’t quite yet have the knowledge and experience as i have...Don’t get me wrong...You are one of the BEST in the Biz but you have long ways to go before you think you can beat the PERSONIFIED BONEFIDE ICON of EFEDDING...Me.... To make matter worse...Once you been beaten by me..i’ll make sure that i will grab you by the head after our sweatfull match...and have you lick...

((Pauses and look at the crowd and points to his nuts))

((With the crowd..))
"The Sweat from my Balls!!!!!"

Jawbone
Now it’s back to the IUWF....This is gonna be brief folks so hold your horses...So far you’ve made an EXTREME impact on this fed...our coveted Real AMERICAN Wrestling fed.....Interrupting matches...Attempting to steal all of our BELTS....2 of them in which you have succedded upon doing...But let me tell you guys something...and how that makes me think....This tells me that you guys have NO HOME TRAINING whatsover!!! Your mama must’ve taught you guys some manners....But look no further though...Cause with guys...i mean MEN and Women...Like the CHULA, Mr. ANDERSON, PARASITE, who made one of the most truest return to the sport since Michael Jordan did yesterday...,Killer Instinct (if i can remember)...Emperor JO LALLO....PANTERA....and even BPC!!!!!!
With members of the RAW like these backing each other up....The IUWF is gonna be leaving BLOODZONE in an Ambulance, a BODYBAG, and inside of a GARBAGE Can....right where you belong...


Come Bloodzone...The RAW is gonna take out the IUWF trash...and we aren’t even gonna bother to put on gloves to...I’m ready to get my hands dirty...IF the Klique is too...THEN GIVE ME A “RAW” chant.....


((“RAW” “RAW” RAW” chants are ranting throughout the whole arena...even Sgt. Massacre is joining in!!!!!))





((Bitter Sweet Symphony plays as JAWbone’s image is seen on the RAWtron...JAWbone gets up on each turnbuckle and holds his arms up high...in jubilation and in confidence...”JAW is RAW” chants rant on till the credits at the bottom of the screen shows.....



JAWBONE

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