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Date Posted: 17:08:42 04/18/02 Thu
Author: Susie
Author Host/IP: bgp425870bgs.union01.nj.comcast.net / 68.36.197.75
Subject: Politically Incorrect - Jewish Says??

Politically Incorrect but...

If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish.

If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher.

No one leaves a Jewish wedding hungry; but then again, no one leaves
with a hangover. ( My edit:not exactly true)

After the sixth day, G~d created Loehmann's.

Why spoil a good meal with a big tip?

Twenty percent off is a bargain; fifty percent off is a mitzvah.

Israel is the land of milk and honey; Florida is the land of milk of magnesia.

The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana.

Always whisper the names of diseases.

If you don't eat, it will kill me.

Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.

Never take a front-row seat at a bris.

Prune Danish is an acquired taste.

Next year in Jerusalem. The year after that, how about a nice cruise?

Never leave a restaurant empty-handed.

Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Miami Beach.

Before you read the menu, read the prices.

According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only
in
Chinese restaurants.

If you're going to whisper at the movies, make sure it's loud enough
for
everyone else to hear.

No meal is complete without leftovers.

What business is a yenta in? Yours.

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. But if you can
afford
it, make sure you tell everybody what you paid.

Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a big Cadillac and eating
dinner at four in the afternoon.

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[> Political Correctness is highly over-rated anyway.... Funny stuff Sus! (uhhh...the ones i understood...lol) -- terry, 17:27:32 04/18/02 Thu (sg106.merr.com/209.83.14.237)


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[> Shame on you! -- toosh, 17:48:37 04/18/02 Thu (dhcp024-209-033-060.neo.rr.com/24.209.33.60)

...lol.....Carol (nice Jewish girl who NONE of those things apply to)


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[> [> Got somethin' against Florida? -- terry, 17:54:06 04/18/02 Thu (NoHost/66.84.232.176)


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