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Date Posted: 10:05:36 07/03/01 Tue
Author: Nightstalker
Subject: The New TV and World Champ Arrives!!!

*Outside the sight of the first-ever FCWE PPV, Extreme Playground, we see a large man along with a hot little number of a girlfriend pull up in a cab. The man pays the driver as he looks up at the large construct and grins. He is big guy with a whit tank top that reads, "Scenario for Bloodshed" on it. He has black wrestling pants on with a large, gothic, red N in the rear and the words "Night" and "Stalker" down the legs. His hair is long and blond. The female next to him has short, brown hair and is dressed in a very slutty green top and tight green pants. The two enter the arena and as soon as they do, they get barraged for an interview. The man shoves a microphone in their face and they are more than happy to oblige.*

Nightstalker: Hello! My adoring public has arrived, I am here, so have no fear! That's right, Nighttalker, along with the always beatiful Amber Blaze...

Amber: Wazzup, bitches!!!

Nightstalker: ...How quant. Anywho, it seems to have come to my attention that the booking staff here at the FCWE don't actually have their heads stuck straght up their assholes! No, see, becasue after I viewed the card for Extreme Playground I realized something, that not only will I win at the PPV but I will also have double gold. Sure, I have already made at least six enemies in the FCWE but it does not matter! After I soundly eliminate a few pussies by the names of, Biggunn, Paranoid and (yawn) Eclipse I will be the TV Champion of this organization. I will have a big party with confetti and streamers and the whole ball of wax to celebrate. After all of that I will still have plenty of energy to saunter down the ailse, listening to all of my fans chant my name and beg for sexual favors, I will enter the Hell in the Cell and beat down Warlord. I will reign down fiery hell upon Spektrix and stomp the world's biggest mudhole into L-Fucktor, oh sorry, L-Factor and leave the event as the FCWE Champion. That party even you may get invited to little interviewer man. But I digress. Do you know why I will win, little interviewer man? Simply put, because I just KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT!!!*

*Nightstalker and Amber Blaze leave into the building bowels to find a primo locker room and the interviewer waits, dumbfounded for the next wrestler to arrive.*

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