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Date Posted: 20:43:14 07/05/01 Thu
Author: The Embalmer
Subject: At The Joe

**King and his faithful cameraman Tito are walking down the hallway of Joe Louis Arena, looking at the various Red Wing memorabilia**

King (who's an avid hockey fan): "Can you actually believe these guys got Hasek? I mean... they finally got a guy who will WIN for them... and with Robitaille just added as well..."

**As King rambles on about how stacked the Red Wings are, Tito omits confused grunts. Hockey isn't exactly Tito's sport...**

**King suddenly notices the temperature, as it drops from a relaxing atmosphere to a cold freezer. King can see his breath precipitate, and is quite shocked. He looks to his left and sees a solid 7 foot wall of muscle, completely shrouded in a black overcoat except for his pale white face, slowly walking down the hallway toward him. Tito, who has his trusty video camera with him, starts to record**

King: "The Embalmer! What good luck! May I please have a word... I mean, it's totally up to you of course..."

The Embalmer: "Luck? There is no such thing. Only fate. A fate that I have the power to see and manipulate."

King: "Er... right... anyway, your two oppo-"

The Embalmer: "I already know of the verbal counter-attack my two opponents have stated. I do not care. I will not say things like... what was it Bizarre had said..."

King: "He said... HE said, not me... 'Cause your grandmother sucked your dick and you didn't cum'... HE SAID IT! DON"T TAKE IT OUT ON ME! PLEASE!"

The Embalmer: "Do not worry, mortal. In my many centuries of death on this earth, I have not heard anything quite like that. Bizarre, I do not throw insults any 3-year-old can say... so all I will say is this... Be prepared. For you will experience pain unlike anything you have felt before, in the boiler room, which has become my sanctuary as of late. Sammy, that goes for you too... be prepared for The Lord of Darkness."

King (at last, talking with confidence): "Interesting... what have you done to prepare for this upcoming match?"

The Embalmer: "My methods are my own, Luke King. Do not ask such a shallow question again."

King (losing any confidence he had): "I-I-I-I'm sorry! Oh, man... um... what now..."

The Embalmer: "This interview is over."

**The Embalmer walks away, returning the temperature back to its previous state. King is very frusterated with himself for not planning properly for a surprise interview**

King: "Idiot... I'm such an idiot... but at least I'm getting the hang of it... don't you think Tito?"

**A half grunt, half chuckle**

King: "Shut up. Anyway, as I was saying, the Wings got a good team, but the Leafs... they got some new players as well! Mogilny, who I never liked much in the first place, will be a good fit because..."

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