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Date Posted: 05:55:11 07/06/01 Fri
Author: Swift
Subject: Swifty speaks again

***The scene opens in the backstage area of the areana where FCWE's Extreme Playground 2OO1 will be held, where we see Swift walking down the hall way, with a duffel bag around his shoulders. He is wearing white, black, and green camoulflouged pants, a gym tank top shirt, boots, a bandana, and alot of silver chains. Along the path, he stops upon a bunch of suitcases, some riped up tape, and a paper that says Nightstalker and Amber's space:Keep out. He walks around it with question on his face. He continues to walk down the hallway untill he reaches an empty popcorn stand. He kicks it over, then turns towards the camera. Swift begins to speak.***

Awww poor wittle Coaly Coal... Yes I know your not a retard your just mentally challenged, wink wink. And yes you and Mahoney may have decided to form alliances, but like I you will get tired of him hogging all the glory and fame, people giving him title shots for nothing when you might have just beaten a 7 foot 5, guy. It's like you do all the work and he gets the reward. Well Mike I got sick of it!I beat your @$$, then won your title! You think I give a rat's ass about you! Coal you can wi that title but if you do it'll be as if Mike won, or somtin! You'll grow sick of it too! But Mike, if I win this time it won't be as if YOU won, oh no you'll be in the hospital, who could consider you the winner. No Mike your wrong you will always be, YOU, my friend, will be the one in the hospital. Coal don't worry, I'll get you the kind of hospital's with paddings on the wall, floor, roof, t.v. whatever your used to. Remember guys, this ain't tender loving care, it tables, ladders, and chair!!!

Come to think of it... geez Mike what are you sick? I haven't heard you talking about how good you are or anything in quite some time. That just ain't like you! Coal you seem pretty decent, why would you even consider forminag allainces with Maho.... ohhhhhh it's that damn.... umm what did you call it? Uhhh, dang who cares. It's that damn disease you got that says your brain tends to not work. And is that why you think your sister, who you are going out with is not a two cent slut? Well shiiit, let's all go around acting like two year olds! Okay here's somtin even you can understand Coal, you and the other 1st graders.... Sage is a dirty ass, nasty ass, dirty ass, nasty ass, skanky ass, dirty ass, filthy ass, biiiiiiiiiiiittcchh. That's right... a dirty ass, nasty ass, filthy as, slanky ass, dirty ass, nasty ass, filthy ass..... BIIIIIIIIITCH. Okay... we through acting like kindergartners? Let me know soon... And oh hey... *reaches in his wallet and pulls out a couple of dollar bills.* Hey I got 500 dollars as we speak... Sage, I want some of that ass 250 times!!! 2 dolla?Hehe.

***With those rather rude comments said by Swifty McVay, he procedes down the hall way, as the scene fades to a commercial for Extreme Playground 2OO1, then to black.***

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